Notes_Norton Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 I think they spelled buttes wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 My daughter gave me this T shirt - says it all: I'm retired. I was tired yesterday. I'm tired again today - So retired. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 17, 2022 Author Share Posted December 17, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 My wife said she wanted it thick & hard for bedtime. But she was thinking about a firm pillow. Oh well..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 ^^^ notice the sad emoji, I'm sharing your pain ^^^ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Condensation yes that's me - but still I'd rather be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 How do you throw a space party? You planet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) On 12/21/2022 at 6:03 AM, Notes_Norton said: How do you throw a space party? You planet. Now that took a different spin! Did you invite any stars? Edited December 23, 2022 by craigb 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango. groan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) Ouch. Which reminds me of my favorite (old) joke: A man walks into a bar - Ouch. Edited December 22, 2022 by rfssongs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Car rental prices have gotten so out of hand that when you see the bill it hertz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 27, 2022 Author Share Posted December 27, 2022 A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 4, 2023 Author Share Posted January 4, 2023 When I die, I want to be cremated, as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 Man... some of these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 5, 2023 Author Share Posted January 5, 2023 To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing … 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 I started dating my song files recently - nobody else was interested. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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