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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night. Turns out it was just Saturday night fever. The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself that's the last thing I need. A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason, details are sketchy. People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. Whatever you do, always give 100% unless you're donating blood What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? Someday my prints will come. A girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club but I'd never met herbivore. I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short. My friend died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting "be positive," but it's hard without him. Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Nice. I'm sure that one will get around! 😜👍

Mine look like this: 😁

Eggzactly! I only know Pi from memory to the first zero (which I know is a zero since the next number is a 2). 😜 (And that should be 3.14, not 3.15 since the next number is a 1!)

Two for Tuesday (on a Monday)! 😁

Fine. We'll play Hangman then! 😜

Congratulations! 🙂👍 (Beat up, but up-beat? 😁)

Trivia: I was one of the people Brenda shot at (from the story this song is about)! She missed. 😜

Photoshop Ed Neatly In Scene! 😁

Except that doesn't look like a bass! 😜

There was, but it got derailed so we switched gears and gave it a brake. 😁

Final cut question? "Do you have your OWN transportation?" 🤣

You might try using a low-pass filter with a Vindaloo plug-in...

Good times!

Wait... If PayPal isn't really PayPal, how do we know Bapu is really Bapu? 🤔

You might be giving him more credit than he deserves! 😁

Here's the "Largest Pipe Organ on the West Coast" located inside the church my parents went to when I was young First Presbyterian Church in San Diego). Then the kitchen in the basement caught fire and it was never fully restored. I have to confess that I once snuck on it and played Smoke on the Water! (Almost broke the windows! LOL!) I also must say, that hearing Bach being played on that beast was a religious experience!

Was given this master piece for my birthday back in 1999. I still have it! 😁💩 Pull My Finger

Maybe they should change their name to Meta or something, ya? 🤔 😜

Yeah, good luck in getting a gig if your band name is "$100 Cover!" You know that a band name like "$1 Shots" will get on their marquis way before you. 😁 (I believe this is how Bare Naked Ladies got their name.)

Thank you COVID!!! 🤬

If you're underage, do you have to sing this in Bm? 🤔 😜

BTW - Not sure if this is the appropriate place to mention this, but I'm selling the custom guitar in my avatar. It's a truly magical instrument! I'm asking $330,000.00 - Let me know if you're interested! 😁