RobertWS

Oh, I see what you did there.

Getting back to cats....

I love their "Sharp Dressed Gender Neutral Individual".

Oh, I'm enlightened baby, I've got enlightenment up the ying yang! "Sympathy for the Unspecified Religious Icon".

It takes just one snowflake.... They'll have to ban Led Zeppelin's Black Dog from the radio.

I beg to dither.

Yep, just fixed it while you were posting. Go to bed.

I wonder if it's named after Jeff Beck....master of the whammy.

Perhaps we should terminate this thread.

I can think of two author's, Ray Bradbury and Kurt Vonnegut who wrote pretty good stuff when they were younger. But their later work was total crap (IMHO). I suppose you could classify their later stuff as 'creative' but really, it was just crap.

Not relatively. At that time the average life expectancy was around 40!

Everyone is different and ages differently. Beethoven wrote the 9th Symphony when he was 52.

Well, I don't really have it. I was just making a......joek.

I have a nephew in law enforcement...he has the best stories in the family. When he was a kid, I remember him falling out of a hammock and crying like a little girl. Now, he busts drunk drivers, serves and executes warrants.

Yeah, who knows what some dick would have posted! Oh wait, the other way around. I have dyslexia.

I guess not everyone got my joke. I feel like such a giant bob. I have dyslexia.

Shouldn't this be in the puns thread? (OK, technically it may not be a pun but it cries out for a home).

Eh? What?

Did you know dogs eat their own vomit?

Maybe he does it himself as a side hobby...instead of smashing hotel rooms. Look at the keywords in the metadata:

Humor is an important stress reliever and coping mechanism. If we can't laugh, then the terrorists have won.

Remember boys and girls, you cannot refer to the main bedroom in your home as the 'master' bedroom. Because that's racist!

...on a teletype terminal with an acoustic phone coupler!

Yeah, and they kept them in rooms so freaking cold you had to wear two sweaters!

Me two! (I could have used 'to' but...you know)