RobertWS

Deduct one man card.

"The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows." -P.G. Wodehouse

Sheer dumb luck? That's how I did it!

A lapel mike seems appropriate.

Exquisitely, with great feeling.

I was hoping to see some nice melons.

Will Smith used an open hand on Chris because paper beats rock.

Do you work for the government?

It appeared to me she was doing multiple variations on several themes...just like composers do. At one point she did two steps to the left, two to the right and then one to the left and then one to the right....and then looked up at the camera and smiled as if to say....did you catch that?

I have no idea what this could possibly mean.

That is the first album I ever bought. Money well spent.

Upon further questioning, the police determined Craig self served! He's the Jussie Smollett of gas station robberies!

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A Miner. Got it!

I love it when old guys (like me) get a good rant going! Nice!

Life IS good. Especially at this time...we are at the peak of civilization. (Just ignore the pessimists and don't watch TV!).

Yep, I spend about 4 hours decrapifying phones and computers during the first weeks I have them. I like 'em lean and mean....just like my women! (PS: It's nice you take care of your mom).

Wait, that doesn't sound right....hold it....what kind of human hair?

That's what she said! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Back ups are your best friend.

I had an almost irresistible urge to post a picture of some dog poop. But I restrained myself. You're welcome. And I'm not responsible for what other people are about to do....

We don't need no thought control. (Just reading, writing and arithmetic)

Sometimes an assassination can be a good thing.