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That's a band I'd pay to see! ?

The only language to have more parentheses than actual code! ? I actually never used LISP, but I did code in the only language (still used) that's older: FORTRAN. When you add decades of COBOL and the FORTRAN/COBOL hybrid PL/I, I'm sure I wasn't missing much.

Just don't byte off more than you can chew. Start with a nibble.

Good luck on your search! ? I would only make you feel better about your voice. ?

Isn't it weird that "terminated" and "exterminated" can sometimes pretty much mean the same thing?

Not sure, but you'll probably qualify for the group rate in therapy! ?

Decided to tie in to your comment this time! (But, as a bonus, you get to watch Tawny Kitaen!?)

Oh, I've needed help since day one! Hehe... Sorry, I work with computers every day (mostly servers and desktops) but, generally, when a laptop has hardware issues, it's usually a matter of saving the data (when possible) and getting a new one.

Wait... I can see the problem now! (Your monitor screen isn't attached. ) Happy to help! ?

I've also heard that there are three types of people in the world, those that can count and those that can't! ?

It's OK to be dyslexic, 10 out of 3 people are!

Wow! That is bizarre! I replied to THIS thread earlier but didn't see the reply. A quick search found it ... IN THE SONG ASSOCIATION thread!!! ? I realize it was a multi-quote over two pages, but how the heck did it post there??! Here's the actual reply!

Me three!

You're going to give Kenny a heart attack S.L.I.P.! ?

Sorry for the REALLY tenuous link here! But the Pictures at an Exhibition video made me recall this one which DOES come from a picture (so-to-speak)! Plus, I've been dying for a reason to post this - I love the whole movie and music! ?

I've seen normal. Weird is better! ?

Careful Greg, he might flip you off! ?

"Where's Da Dawg" Really??? ?

I used to work for a company where someone decided we should be coding in new Object-Oriented languages and Unix (go figure!), so they apparently wrangled some education dollars from a government fund and, the next thing we knew, we were required to stay after hours and attend college classes taught by professors from Cal. State Fullerton. Here's how things started: Imagine classrooms filled with already overworked, under-paid, uninterested and short-tempered people Add professors that seem blissfully unaware of the situation and teach as if they have months to spend with normal, college kids Include our "Zombie Safe"* programming manager who somehow thought she was qualified to teach one subject Here's the result: For the first time in Cal. State Fullerton's history a tenured professor was asked to be replaced in a classroom We actually made another professor cry into his tie (then he quit) I ended up completely exposing our programming manager's incompetence which resulted in her being let go and I got stuck teaching the damn class! We never did end up using any of the new training ? *Zombie Safe is a term I came up with two weeks ago. Basically, since zombies only eat brains, anyone without one would be considered Zombie Safe. ?

As I recall, both travel there for love not music (but why not do both?). ?

I love it when a meme I already have just happens to have a name in it that's close to perfect! ?

This one's going out to Bob by request!