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An oldie, but a goodie!

[Non-compensated plug ?] Check out Nigel's new Devine Lies album in his signature! I heard the whole thing last night and it's really well done! ?

Well played!

Er, see S.L.I.P.'s reply above? ?

Somewhere Steve is downing a jar and thinking "Mission accomplished!" ?

One of my favorite sayings: "YOU are unique! ... ... ... Just like everyone else." ?

Is this thread back again?

Touch me -> Tócame (same but in Espanol!)

[pedantic] No Steve, this was the right forum. It was obviously your topic that was wrong. [/pedantic] ?

I'm waiting for the "Motown-scorned" Notes to chime in on this thread! ?

Just keeping with the random theme.

I was bowling a couple of weeks ago with my friend (he's a nurse) and a couple of female nurses. Between games he played one of those "use a crane to try and grab a prize" machines and he caught a tiny rubber duck. He gave it to one of the other nurses and she said "It's kind of small, isn't it?" Which, naturally, gave me that chance to say "You shouldn't judge a guy by the size of his duck." ?

[Insert inappropriate Michael Jackson joke here...] ?

Group: "Hi Vernon!" ?

Oh no!!!

Something from my favorite 4'9" singer. I met her once at a Licorice Pizza when I was "only" 6'3", that was interesting!

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Group: "Hi Paulo!" ?