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I'll definitely watch the video later, but it certainly is missing several that were big in the business world (and with defense contractors). Maybe all of the coding done in this millennium has pushed the scores away?

Which could be you of course! ?

Experience is something you think you have, until you get more of it.

That's a band I'd pay to see! ?

The only language to have more parentheses than actual code! ? I actually never used LISP, but I did code in the only language (still used) that's older: FORTRAN. When you add decades of COBOL and the FORTRAN/COBOL hybrid PL/I, I'm sure I wasn't missing much.

Just don't byte off more than you can chew. Start with a nibble.

Good luck on your search! ? I would only make you feel better about your voice. ?

Isn't it weird that "terminated" and "exterminated" can sometimes pretty much mean the same thing?

Not sure, but you'll probably qualify for the group rate in therapy! ?

Decided to tie in to your comment this time! (But, as a bonus, you get to watch Tawny Kitaen!?)

Oh, I've needed help since day one! Hehe... Sorry, I work with computers every day (mostly servers and desktops) but, generally, when a laptop has hardware issues, it's usually a matter of saving the data (when possible) and getting a new one.

Wait... I can see the problem now! (Your monitor screen isn't attached. ) Happy to help! ?

I've also heard that there are three types of people in the world, those that can count and those that can't! ?

It's OK to be dyslexic, 10 out of 3 people are!

Wow! That is bizarre! I replied to THIS thread earlier but didn't see the reply. A quick search found it ... IN THE SONG ASSOCIATION thread!!! ? I realize it was a multi-quote over two pages, but how the heck did it post there??! Here's the actual reply!

Me three!

You're going to give Kenny a heart attack S.L.I.P.! ?

Sorry for the REALLY tenuous link here! But the Pictures at an Exhibition video made me recall this one which DOES come from a picture (so-to-speak)! Plus, I've been dying for a reason to post this - I love the whole movie and music! ?

I've seen normal. Weird is better! ?

Careful Greg, he might flip you off! ?

"Where's Da Dawg" Really??? ?

I used to work for a company where someone decided we should be coding in new Object-Oriented languages and Unix (go figure!), so they apparently wrangled some education dollars from a government fund and, the next thing we knew, we were required to stay after hours and attend college classes taught by professors from Cal. State Fullerton. Here's how things started: Imagine classrooms filled with already overworked, under-paid, uninterested and short-tempered people Add professors that seem blissfully unaware of the situation and teach as if they have months to spend with normal, college kids Include our "Zombie Safe"* programming manager who somehow thought she was qualified to teach one subject Here's the result: For the first time in Cal. State Fullerton's history a tenured professor was asked to be replaced in a classroom We actually made another professor cry into his tie (then he quit) I ended up completely exposing our programming manager's incompetence which resulted in her being let go and I got stuck teaching the damn class! We never did end up using any of the new training ? *Zombie Safe is a term I came up with two weeks ago. Basically, since zombies only eat brains, anyone without one would be considered Zombie Safe. ?