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Too subtle? Better?

No replies from S.L.I.P., I bet he cashed out his Royalties and went on a world vacation... ? (I wonder if he ever noticed that I posted one of his songs in the Song Association thread... ?)

*Sigh...* I try and try... ?

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I can certainly think of a LOT of worse problems to have with your kids than worrying about them striving to be too good! ?

A quick proof-reading of that paragraph confirms that they did not get this motivation from you. ? (Sorry Ed! ?)

I think that was the Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.

Oops... Some monkey just informed me this was a Andrew Ridgeley-Free joke. My bad.

Teens don't need an excuse to protest.

Reminds me of a recent story from my business partner. His daughter was playing with his iPhone while it was locked and managed to enter the wrong pattern enough times to brick the thing. She proudly presented it to him and said "Look Dad! I made this pretty red color!" LOL.

So how many internet cafes have you set it looping on a computer as you left? ?

Just follow along with the story until WHAM! it hits you!

*Pfft!* That was soooo page 14! ? The proof!

My version. ?

When I ran a tech support team back in the early 90's, we would refer to these as "a problem between the keyboard and the chair" or a "502" (the police code for a DUI or, as we called them, a "dysfunctional user incident." ?

Hope your XP machine is working correctly now! ?

I think he's in the Pro Tools forum this week. ?

That was a Cheap Trick Ed. ?

I chose not to use Am because I didn't want to find myself under a rest. (I also should point out that it's an unwritten Coffee House rule that anytime you put Am into a post it must be bolded. Consider this your warning. ?)

That was great! Maybe he should book his concerts in Brazil? ?

These jokes B flat. ? C what I did there? I made A major funny, held you in minor suspense and augmented the thread. The arrangement followed a progression that would be electric if I could find a power chord. I know I coda done better and sold you a bridge, but I'm han D like that 'cause I've got sharp wit and, G, I crack myself up! Don't diminish my good tempo, as if I give an F. I deserve an E for effort, ya? *Whew!* I need a rest and a 5th...

Kanye needs to learn the sound of silence...

Gosh, this would look great in a "Software and Techniques" sub-forum! (If we happened to have one of those...?)