craigb

The Unmusical. The Unwashed @$$es.

Can't wait to see how you use the other bunny from that usual cartoon... ?

Wouldn't you have to be wearing some first? (Duh.?)

You guys need to go read/watch Alice in Wonderland. Specifically the part about what the Mad Hatter's Tea Party was really all about (and how they got the Red Queen to not cut off their heads). Once you do, you'll realize you've been missing two important letters ("u" and "n"). As such, I'm here to wish all of you a Happy Unbirthday! ?

After committing a bank robbery, the midget clairvoyant ran away and became a small, medium at large.

That first person talking is Shirley confusing to look and listen to! ?

So, when the Bunny grabbed a drink first thing in the morning, did he call it "Hare of the dog?"

*Sings "Hey you! Get outta my skull!"*

Or SpongeGlyn SquareBarnes.

Buffoonery. Preferably of the puerile variety. (Duh!?)

Did he go on to tell you about how he's traveled all over trying to find the person who shot his Pa? ?

I also wonder how the local villagers have any hearing left! ?

Nice music too. I wonder if he used a special conductor... ?

Doubtful. Buns are what you sit on here. Ironically, what you sit on here is also called a fanny and that definitely has a different meaning in the UK!

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Yep! ?

She's probably a blast at parties.

Did you go to a Chinese BBQ in Wokingham instead? ?

Continuing with my animal theme...

Love the follow-up word-play on this one! ?

Great story Bob! ?? Imagine living near the place below (well, I've heard that Venezuela was broke!)... ?