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'Tis what you get when you're hung like a... well, you know! ?

This would actually be considered really good looking compared to the rest of the herd in Portland...

I used to be a drag & draw drummer, then I got something (the SPD-20 below) that I could hit that would create the MIDI notes for fills that were impossible to figure out mathematically. Eventually, that grew into the below (which my friend now owns). So much fun! I still stink at drums, someone told me they require good timing (any idea where I can buy some of that?). Ok, now on to the option I probably SHOULD have taken! Find someone who's an actual drummer and work out something where they'll create some real fills (or maybe even play the drums for the entire song) based on a basic MIDI track. "Great! Now can you do the trick that makes a sound like 'pea soup' 'pea soup?'" - I've actually heard this one. They wanted the sound you get when you use the high-hat pedal just right. LOL! ?

Ok, technically (and fortunately), he's the idiot mayor from across the river, but he easily takes the title!

Confuscious say, "She who fart in church sit in her own pew!" ?

Mine too!

Any idea if she likes older nerds? Asking for a friend... ?

You could run for President! ? Oh, wait... That no longer confirms this. ? Nevermind. ?

As long as she's not "late" I'm ok with it. ?

(Some aspects of the previous post may require you to use Ctrl<A> to see! ?) I'm with Wibbles on this one! MORE!!! This needs to be at least an hour long!!! Once you've figured out the trick on the prior reply, you might try it on this reply too! ?

Well, that was bloody awful short!

I believe that the bar for snare quality was set pretty low with Metallica's St. Anger. This guy made a cover of it and his snare sounded better. Note the pen in his hand, this is how he made his snare sound! ?

Bad hare day?

I had a really nice RX 7 for over eight years. Looked just like this one below (the last year of this body style, my friend went for the RX 8 which we used to call the "poor man's Porsche"). (I hope I'm being on-topic, but it's still early and I haven't had my first coffee yet...)

I knew there was a bit of heavy metal in you Kenny! ? (Hope things start improving for you soon though! ?)

Hehe... Andy can't even spell "siily", er "sillie", um... "absurd!" ?

And here I am thinking something ridiculously simple like D or Bb... ?

I wouldn't mind her being on my staff... ?

"Universal Pop" sounds like a generic soda! ?