craigb

1. Getting distracted and not finishing things... *SQUIRREL!!!*

That makes me wonder if I should let Ginger join me and Mary Ann... ? ?

I used to have a secretary (yes, a secretary, not an "administrative assistant!") who liked to say that "mid-life is always ten years beyond whatever age she was at all times." ? As far as I'm concerned, there's a lot of evidence that our current human bodies have a maximum age of 120 years so that would mean 60 is mid-life, ya? ? (And I won't be 60 until 2023! ?)

So, basically you were reel and now you're not?

I might check it out once I hit my mid-life crisis. ?

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As an IT consultant type, I can tell you that several of the companies I know of are not planning to deal with Windows 11 at a customer site for another four years. That said, the last company I worked for already has a copy up on a virtual machine (which I chose not to check out).

50 minus 15 = 45??? Hmm... ?

Woodstock! ?

He's stuck in *ockdown. ?

He could have been Thomas Wat though... ?

But if Keith can't play live, how is he going to support himself for the next 100 years???! ?

I've seen that happen!

I still remember this one!

These have always been good! Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to dis a Brie?

Ok, I completely misread that title and was thinking "Wow, what a little *****!" ?

For sale: Like new parachute. Never opened. Small stain...

It's gotta be at least as good as a digital beer, ya?

Sometimes things get deep here... ?

Before others look, let overaged children keep secrets. ?

Positively essentially needed in sentences!

Since Steve's submission is unavailable to us, this is one of the probable close matches.