Notes_Norton Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 If a Terminator decides to quit the business, doesn't that make him an exterminator? But, how is that any different??! 🤔 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Liked the new spelling of Freud! 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 (edited) Did you hear the one about the two pediatrist detectives who are trying to figure out what's afoot? Edited March 25 by craigb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Smith Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Ouch, ouch ouch. My take on most puns in general, but some are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Smith Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 (edited) Creating a good pun is no laughing matter. Just disregard me. I don't really understand what funny really is because I laugh at all the wrong things. Edited March 25 by Tim Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 4 hours ago, Tim Smith said: Ouch, ouch ouch. My take on most puns in general, but some are funny. Well, sorry! My last three were originals (unlike those that everyone else steals on the internet). I'd keep my day job, if I had a decent day job... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 26 Author Share Posted March 26 Groans are also welcome responses to puns. This one is blatantly stolen from the internet … 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 46 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame. Why are libraries the tallest buildings? They have a lot of stories! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 I wanted to visit the world’s biggest library but it was overbooked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 If you ask an employee at a book store where the Self Help section is, doesn't that defeat the purpose? 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted April 2 Author Share Posted April 2 That reminds me of the song TSOP by MFSB and the 3 degrees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 All they needed was a dead duck to complete the scene! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 2 hours ago, craigb said: All they needed was a dead duck to complete the scene! Now they need a stool pigeon. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Somebody to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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