Wibbles

Cartoon becan? No thanks. This looks more edible to me:

That's what centuries of carefully orchestrated inbreeding does for you.

Good afternoon to you sir.

According to Wiki "The musical score and songs featured in the series were composed by Hans Zimmer, Jacob Shea and David Fleming"

The more saline the water, the denser it is. So, yes.

A virus causing a loss of appetite.

The real Tom always dresses in black. So long as you avoid dressing in brown, you should be fine.

Or, Sven's been drinking too much.

Bugger. I've given the game away I'm going to have to report myself.

You do realise there is no Great Aunt Bridget? Br****t = Bridget = Plausible deniability* * in case of being reported for POLITICS!!!!

I never realised I was a Soundcloud Creator (whatever that is) but I logged into my Waves account and got it no problem.

It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts ... ... allegedly.

Plausible deniability.

No, B R I D G ET ! ! !

My Great Aunt Bridget is 107 next week.

But if we bury, what will happen to all of Bapu's posts?

This cake is pretty old, or at least past its best: I never realised that there was a forum for such things.

Apart from the Br***t negotiations.

With whom? Esther the Wonder Pig - she's still smiling.

So ... many ... knobs ...

If money and space were no object ... but they are.

If the pig is squeaking, that's not oinkment, That's the pig having his 30 minutes of fun.

No matter what pitch you play it back at, it's still Piers Morgan. And therefore he is still eminently twattable. In England and Wales it is now a criminal offence not to punch Piers Morgan on sight, punishable by either a fine of up to £10,000 or up to six months imprisonment. The appropriate legislation is still pending in Northern Ireland and Scotland.