RobertWS

Yep, just fixed it while you were posting. Go to bed.

I wonder if it's named after Jeff Beck....master of the whammy.

Perhaps we should terminate this thread.

I can think of two author's, Ray Bradbury and Kurt Vonnegut who wrote pretty good stuff when they were younger. But their later work was total crap (IMHO). I suppose you could classify their later stuff as 'creative' but really, it was just crap.

Not relatively. At that time the average life expectancy was around 40!

Everyone is different and ages differently. Beethoven wrote the 9th Symphony when he was 52.

Well, I don't really have it. I was just making a......joek.

I have a nephew in law enforcement...he has the best stories in the family. When he was a kid, I remember him falling out of a hammock and crying like a little girl. Now, he busts drunk drivers, serves and executes warrants.

Yeah, who knows what some dick would have posted! Oh wait, the other way around. I have dyslexia.

I guess not everyone got my joke. I feel like such a giant bob. I have dyslexia.

Shouldn't this be in the puns thread? (OK, technically it may not be a pun but it cries out for a home).

Eh? What?

Did you know dogs eat their own vomit?

Maybe he does it himself as a side hobby...instead of smashing hotel rooms. Look at the keywords in the metadata:

Humor is an important stress reliever and coping mechanism. If we can't laugh, then the terrorists have won.

Remember boys and girls, you cannot refer to the main bedroom in your home as the 'master' bedroom. Because that's racist!

...on a teletype terminal with an acoustic phone coupler!

Yeah, and they kept them in rooms so freaking cold you had to wear two sweaters!

Me two! (I could have used 'to' but...you know)

Just make sure you are wearing your mask before you visit it.

Grammar police to the rescue: You go far two long...

You can draw in that window.

Maybe you're looking for this screen. Click the dash-down-arrow right under the '-8192'. Notes and pitch bend events are edited separately. Make sure you get the right channel! BTW: I once had an cheap MIDI-DIN-USB connector that did not handle pitch bends at all.

To be fair, one of the most common scams is to order stuff with stolen cards and have it shipped to a different, untraceable-to-the-crook address. BTW: "Cat peed on Keyboard" It was probably just kitten around. Music with feline. Good thing it didn't hit the electronics, that would have been a catastrophe.

"OK, OK, I'll start showing up on time". (But we know that it's a lie).