bayoubill

Besides, those guys don’t have moobs CENSORED

Are you suggesting I Am whooped?

Which reminds me I’d better ask her what she wants for supper before I fix anything

An M-1 carbine she goes to the shooting range once a month by herself and comes back with bullet ridden targets and hands them to me with a strange smile on her face

I Am bored but that’s not important right now. I Am starting my own Karma restaurant and my menu will consist of exactly what you deserve!

I do all the cooking and car takin

It’s a toss up between peach pie and carrot cake ( depending on how many carrots are left)

No I Am cooking If it was up to her we’d have some vegetarian dinner of artichokes and sassafras I’ll be fixing sausage bell pepper carrots peas broccoli onions celery mushrooms green beans with Cajun sauce in my giant wok over rice with homemade bread and southern made iced tea

I Am sitting here at a tire place getting an alignment oil change tire rotation etc for XXX’s car its XXX’s day off so why Am I sitting here and not her? why? WHY? WHY???

all these bands are looking for names

I was going to say the same thing about my underwear

I feel your pain I go through it every morning

BRILLIYANT!!!

What are jugs in the U.K.?

Indubitably

This is the punnyest stuff I’ve ever seen

Happy Father’s Day! I have 2 Jimi Hendrix T-shirts and my son doing a BBQ at his house. Going to be a fun a fun day with my grandkids

Now I Am Confucius

Or was it 5 posts to get to the Unicorn univibe?

Looks like a corn cob to me. Thus UnKneeCorn I Am so unabrievated around here it took 5 posts to draw attention to that aviator

I apologize InstrEd for calling you other Ed. Due to chronic amnesia and various mental defishciantcies I forgot Bapu is the other Ed or R E ?

Thanks other Ed Bapu didn’t even notice

speaking of effects, I love this univibe!

If I came with sound effects you’d be much happier to see me