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Hi Bob ! thank you for having a nice word to say about my Blues guitar playing ? Kenny

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That's not what I hear . According to The Guinness Book of Records you got more VST plugs and instruments than Jeff Bezo's You Guy's Are ...gulp ... Awesome Kenny

Wow ! If I had the money Kenny

Hey Strummy ! Don't worry we got your legals fees covered . ? Thank You for the kind word Bapu ! I appreciate hearing them from you . For any one interested , here is the guitar I played on this tune . My guitar is 1986 MIJ Fender Reissue Esquire double bound in Candy Apple Red . I bought this guitar new in 1986 when I worked at Manny's . At the time I wanted jumbo frets , so I walked over to Rudy's guitars on W 48 th st and bought a high end replacement neck w jumbo frets . The fingerboard wood looks like dark ebony ...yet it's something else ...it is one of those exotic woods I would have to look up . In any event back then the neck did cost me as much as the guitar ... Then I dropped a I forgot what brand of HB in the neck from 1986 , did a little artistic Burns type of thang to the guitars body , changed my tuners over to Schallers and left the rest of my guitar stock ... The Tone you hear are The stock Esquire bridge pick up sounds combined with my effects signal chain thanks for listening , Kenny

Heinz Hupfer, I am so so sorry I under delivered for you, I hope to meet u and spend 15 minutes apologizing and answering any questions u may have, I guess I will need to play my guitar with much more correct intonation details JUST for u, I am so sorry. We will now pause for a brief intermission . Please feel free to stretch your legs and buy some snacks . Kenny PS you may want to look at some of your spelling...... bendings, ? and holded ? ?Yeah Right ?

? Thank You ! Monomox cool back at you ? Steve ! you have made my night with your comment ? Wax Job as in hitting the beach sporting a speedo ? I heard they were looking for help in your area to scare the sharks away from the beach . Glad you got the GIG . I'm also glad you liked my playing ? Craigb ! Wow that is one clever complement ... I'm gonna file that one for a future post. Hey Thanks for the kind word? Kenny

Yep ! that's why I'm not bring this one upstairs ? Some times a good Guitar Wank has to stay hidden from the General Public ? Kenny

I just got this e mail from my wallet . Take it for what it is worth .? Kenny's wallet here , I wanted to personally inform you that we are currently experiencing a profound shortness of breath and a severe lack of available energy in regards to our current financial resources . This debilitating symptom is due in part to your constant state of agitation and wishful thinking regarding your constant need to express your newfound entitlements as to fulfilling your Musical GAS Fantasies VIA any means necessary with out regards to your other responsibility's and needs... Although it may be true that you have structured your life to allow the wiggle room necessary to accomplish some of your musical goals with out affecting others . We have come to the conclusion that it has been over 15 years since you have spent any coin what so ever on trying to find a possible future Mrs Tele Jazz . In addition to that odd bit of Monastic News it is a fact that it has been decades since you have owned and driven a car that was under 21 years old . May I ask , when was the last time you got a hair cut ? Shaved your beard , or bought new shoes and fresh underwear.... Do you see where we are going with this . Be not of faint heart my friend . It is now time for your intervention ! Your Friendly Wallet is here to help guide you into a more prosperous way of life. Now close your eyes , take a deep breath , and repeat after me 200 times "Man does not live by satisfying Musical GAS Alone " Kenny's Wallet . In need of Financial CPR and a Cash Transfusion PO Box : Up Sh*ts Creek with out a 10 Dollar Bill

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I guess not , but hey when it pays out more than $ 58 bucks and hits a grand you may be on to something ? Here just for you That's a picture of a friend of mine from back in the day . Tony Oppenheim ... Tony wrote the book on slap bass ...I did recording sessions w Tony in the early 80's interesting times back then .... . Kenny

How True ! Kenny

Sounds like a good plan too me . Kenny

It's to late I wish I would have took your advice ? Kenny

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If I go for this deal I can use the 4 thousand bonus bucks for plugins ? https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/FunTruckBun--fender-custom-shop-fun-truckin-matched-57-custom-twin-and-tele-sweetwater-exclusive Kenny

Alright Steve ! I put in a claim for you with our Turd Fuzz Factory dept of human resources . After close scrutiny of the events that have transpired , our team of lawyers have determined since you have been given the honorary and highly coveted title of Turd Fuzz employee of the year, You should not be held accountable nor have any direct slanderous criticism slung in your direction on how you choose to use your lighting resource allocation . We acknowledge the contribution of you risking your life on a daily basis in bowels of The Earth to unearth the finest examples of The Harmonically Complex Rich Musical Turds our company needs to maintain the strictest standards of audio quality in today's ever shifting and demanding marketplace . We feel your exemplary efforts have been deemed to be one of the most cherished and valued contributions a Turd Fuzz Factory employee could ever hope to aspire too. It is our hope to settle this unwarranted attack on your exemplary character put forth by the young attention seeking activist in a timely matter . respectfully yours , Kenny

Yeah ! what he said . My chin is freezing to death and it is only 115 degrees out there today so far . Kenny

This was yesterdays record temps , I wonder what today is gonna be . So Far it is 115 out here Kenny

Hey who stole my space cloths ? Kenny

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New record today Craig ...112 ? Kenny

You got all that stuff and it's still not enough ? Ah the insidiousness of it all ? Kenny

Yeah 108 today and tomorrow at over 110 plus ...Yikes .... In the early AM I took Milo out (early for us) and I knew it was gonna be hotter than what the News predicted. Later on when I took him out around 4 PM he didn't even want to stay out more than a 20 yard walk to and up the curb . Right now at almost 10 PM and my apt is almost 80 degrees with all my stuff running to cool things off ... I got to be careful ....I'm taking meds for both my blood sugar and my heart ...today's walk in the heat got a little scary ...I am not somebody that likes the heat .. Having shortness of breath with a light head and no energy at all ain't exactly a feeling that makes me feel secure in my own skin . For the record I am grateful that my current true needs are being met . Milo and I do have a roof over our heads and there is no Wolf currently outside our door. all the best, Kenny PS : thanks for asking if we are OK ?

How dare you lie to me . You said you were the roadie not the bass player . Kenny