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I have decided a Lava Lamp is just not for me .
kennywtelejazz replied to kennywtelejazz's topic in The Coffee House
I actually feel somewhat guilty for hitting him that hard with the high voltage .Not only did it clear out his Sinuses , his left eyeball shot clear out of his skull , fell 3 stories after breaking my upstairs window and went SPlat when it hit the pavement ...It did take a while but , I was very lucky to have found him a replacement Blue Glass Eye ... After all those surmounted challenges ! Ain't he pretty ? Kenny -
I started this thread to acknowledge the impact of not knowing who your Daddy is and how it affects the child as he grows up and matures ... Since Fathers Day is June 20 th I get the feeling a few guys here think their biological father is Keith Richards . OK The DNA results have just come back from the secret lab located in Area 51 and NO Keith Richards is not your Father . Peace out to all you little b@stard baby angels for now don't give up on the search for papa ?? Kenny
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I think we need to dial back on the wet setting and add some dry tone because my poor old undergarments can't take the wet slippery artifacts any more ... The Things We Do for That Elusive Brown Tone ? ? True Dat ? Only The Best Logs with an unwavering sense of time and rhythm will do . ???????? Great Post Steve ! Kenny
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I have decided a Lava Lamp is just not for me .
kennywtelejazz replied to kennywtelejazz's topic in The Coffee House
? Oh Yeah Steve ! if only that Bad Boy had a set of bottom teeth I'd have no more sticky Snark issues .? Kenny -
Why do I wanna keep it? Because my pooch Milo is a very gifted Poop Artist along the lines of an undiscovered Modern Day Canine Poo Poo Picasso. Just like every other parent looking to brag I want to brag about my pooch so I will throw a few magnets on it and proudly display it on the front of my refrigerator for the whole world to see and yuck ! smell ? Kenny
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I'm going with this instead for my Home Studio Decor it doubles as a Fuzz and I think Rain would be Proud . Kenny
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I haven't had a drink or been drunk since 1983 ..I still don't know what happened .I guess that Portlander chick slipped me a Micky and had her way with me .... Kenny
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Yikes ! The Cancel Culture finally Cancelled Santa Clause. Then they turned him into a pseudo female elf and got him a Gig doing inventory at the local Walmart . Oh Man ! I think I may need to get to the Vet for an emergency eye flush after seeing that . Kenny