SteveStrummerUK

No. That would be silly. Silly? Look, It's (not) Paulo

I was pretending to be someone else.... Hah!

Nice of you to come on here showing off your seven-incher Edwidge.

I had me third pr1ck put inside me yesterday. Ooh missus etc. ☺️

His helmet ?

How did he ever got his helmet on over those ears? Duh - he could ... ... S T R E T C H

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TM He should have stuck to being an astronaut.

Pfft ... ... I did that, but now I gots feck all to wear ?

These two desecrations spring to mind immediately: Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar Quite dreadful: Judas Priest - Johnny B. Goode Embarrassing:

Why not ...

The correct (and not unfunny) bastardisation should be 'No pun in ten did' - surely? Ed, are you Bobby in your spare time? Acceptable answers: No, and don't call me Bobby Yes, and don't call me Shirley

There are some terrible music-related puns and memes in this fred. I've decided to take down the names of you worst offenders. Yes ... ... I'm making a Liszt.

I was immature once. So far it's lasted 59 years ?

3. Being funny 5. Being too funny 2. Being inappropriate 1. Not knowing when not to be inappropriate 4. Being mildly dyslexic

No. I believe there is already a monopoly on that.... Harsh, but fair.

It would help bring out the er...... bottom end ?

You're doing it all wrong ...

"How can a man have a mid-life crisis if he doesn't know how long he's going to live?" Strumfucius ~ 2021BC