SteveStrummerUK

Didn't he help Elton John write the tunes for The Lion King? Changing his name (yet again) to Sir Cullovlyfe?

Dear CraigB (ITIYRN?) I did it with class and ablomb. Or was that 'with aplummy'?

Later he went on to become the Knight that found a way to bypass the Round Table. Sir Cumvented. ... who went on to battle Swampy and other tree-huggers who had attacked him for building his bypass. Rumour has it that when captured, his punishment was to have the tip of his bell-end lopped off. Yes I'm really doing this. Sir Cumcised. Sorry.

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An interesting fact/trivia I just made up: The value of Pi was first calculated to 18 decimal places by a Knight of the Round Table. Sir Cumference. © The Beano

Did you take the candle out first?

No chance. He needs them all to play 57 basses simultaneously.

How extremely childish, puerile, infantile, silly and childish. I like it.

I've always found the length of the cable is inversely proportional to the strength of last night's vindaloo ?

Ed really likes to be the bassist though Bit ?

Give Ed a ring. I hear he's got an Alembic ?

The chairman?

Trivia: I've been there On most street signs, it's abbreviated to Llanfairpwllgwyngyll or occasionally just Llanfair The full name is displayed on the railway station [pedantic] It's not a city [/pedantic] Attempting to say the name in full, if you're not Welsh, will result in your lungs being expelled through your mouth

Pfft ... I had a wireless back in the sixties.

It wouldn't surprise me, they've been bleeding us dry for centuries. Completely true - he was exceptionally brutal toward 'The Turks' as a form of deterrent.

No. That would be silly. Silly? Look, It's (not) Paulo

I was pretending to be someone else.... Hah!

Nice of you to come on here showing off your seven-incher Edwidge.