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Did you consider turning off the water, getting out of the shower, drying, dressing and getting back to work??? ? ?

"My Strummage?" ? ?

Now that's revolting! ?

Sick > Hurt Johnny Cash - Hurt

Happy day you turkeys! ?

Joy Division - She's Lost Control

*Wibbles notices that pwal has closed with 700 posts and responds accordingly...* ?

Plus you probably shouldn't get your bass wet, ya? ?

Benjamin Franklin allegedly wanted the turkey to be America's bird... Sounds about right!

How is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons! ? (Hey, it was funny back in the 1970's... ?)

There is no red in the below image (zoom in to prove this!). Your mind adds it.

As pwal tries to pull within 700 of Wibbles! ?

Tangerine Dream - Tyger

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

Bapu likes to use Shameless Plug a lot, ya? ?

I guess if you're going to stretch that far, you could have also said "Chickens are maidens, right?" ?

Actually, I think you had it right the first time Ed! ?

That's gotta Sting!!! ?

As I put in the Deals forum, it was a Black Friday deal: "Coffee House Forums 50% Off This Weekend!" ?

Milo handles that part. ?

Yes, you are wong. McAffee started making your laptop slower the second you let the bloatware make its way onto your system! Said it before and I'll say it again: Get ESET for the best A/V and use Glary Utilities (free version) for maintenance. Awesome!

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