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Ok, you got me! I certainly didn't expect THAT to be the follow-up to UB40 - Johnny Too Bad! ?

Gee, I wonder what could be next? ?

I like that better! I'm going to have to change the original now! ?

@Grem - Pandora!

Chimes > Bells Byrds - Bells of Rhymney

*Watches with curiosity as pwalpwal tries to catch up with Wibbles...* ?

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They missed one Bob! ?

I had a "glitch in the matrix" moment this morning. I only eat one meal a day and today's was going to be breakfast-food based. So I put out a few eggs and one felt very light. I always examine each egg to make sure it's fully intact with no cracks so that I don't mix one in that's bad (I only buy "Gold" level eggs too). Anyway, when I hit the light egg against the bowl I found that it was completely empty! Dry inside too. No yolk, no white part, no clinging part, nothing! Weird! ? Seriously! No yolk! ?

I used to know a little Portuguese once, but he was a jerk!

I love pulling out some TSO for the holidays! I was surprised to learn that, like the Blue Man Group, there was more than one TSO line-up so they could actually do more than one show at a time! Um, ok, so does that make some of the musicians their own cover band, or what???

I'm only familiar with electric panels. ?

Actually, the one that always makes me wonder involves those toads that are psychedelic when licked. SOMEONE had to be first to try it and that's more than a little disturbing! LOL!

Considering the term "Conspiracy Theorist" was coined by Allen Dulles when he was the head of the CIA to identify those who knew the truth about the Kennedy assassination, I certainly don't mind being one! Later, in 1967, he had letters sent to all the mass media at the time to use the term in a belittling manner hoping to shame people into only following the provided government narrative. Not much has changed there! I don't use F***book or most of the other social disease sites. I still use YouTube for many things, but when much that is known to be true is being censored, you have to go elsewhere. (Yes, I meant to say it that way.)

I used to have Mt. Rockmore! (At least mine featured HEADS, ya? ?)

Motels - Take The L

Except all the actual extremists are ON YouTube...

While this is funny, I'm just laughing at pwal's member rank: "Getting my feet ween!" It's also obvious that "pwal" didn't have his slap-back echo on in that forum, ya? ?

I find it interesting that we now have two members (including the OP) that only have one post; both in this thread! ?

Why, what, who? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Gynecologists leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you spend so much time in this Coffee House?

Jane: I miss England. Tarzan: I no idea you a beauty pageant winner. ?

Well, it's important to use a plop filter instead of the usual pop filter, ya? ?