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Do you know what the difference is between being smart and being wise? A smart person knows a pineapple is not an apple, but a wise person knows it doesn't belong on a pizza! ?

A lawyer stopped by, but he went straight to the bar... The dentist laughed because he already knew the drill! Oh, and the mortician? He ended up doing a dead lift! I'm here all night, remember to tip your waitress over! ? (*Psst!* You're supposed to say "over-tip your waitress!")

I'm guessing the young Mr. Hefner aced art class? ?

Will the blondes be sent to the dumbbells?

Are you trying to get us in tribble? ?

There's a lot of political potential in that kid! ?

Should never let the WHO regulate anything!!!

Girls appreciate a hard worker Bob!

Looks like you misspelled "SoundClown."

It seems that every few months this song/video arrives on my feed and I'm compelled to watch it (usually multiple times). Having listened to the other songs made by the two in this video (which aren't bad, just not "Wow!"), I'm always struck how lightning can happen out of the blue. All aspects of song, lyrics, music video and people involved seem to fit perfectly. Anyway, today was one of those days that it showed up in my YouBoob stream, but then I saw the second video below and it makes sense to someone like me who could have really gone places if I had even one little desire for fame. Goyte - Somebody That I Used To Know

And, one last one for Steve! ? Stiff Little Fingers - Last Train From The Wasteland

Ozzy - Crazy Train

Hans Zimmer - Trains

Aerosmith - Train Kept A Rollin'

Cure - Jumping Someone Else's Train

ELO - Last Train To London

Don't you know most of us here? ? ?

Reality. What a concept! ?

I've actually had designs and plans for a type of resort/convention center/artist escape "town" that would be self-sufficient. Of course, with inflation skyrocketing, even a few million would probably barely get me a little lodge in the wilderness!

All politicians will be taken out into a field and dumped into a deep hole?

Did you miss an "E" there Michael? ?

My choices are usually a mood thing so I guess I'll get around to these eventually! On a similar note, I hear that Taylor Swift is now so popular that she's a billionaire! However, I couldn't even name ONE of her songs let along recognize any if I heard one! Oh, well! I've been cycling through a lot of Progressive Rock, Trance, Classical Nocturns, Ambient, New Age, New Wave, Dark Wave and Shoe Gazing lately. Those all go together, right? ?