craigb

So, the British equivalent of a unicorn, eh? ?

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Ok, wrong fred, but it IS Fishy, ya?

What the cluck is this???

“You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” “Why, what did she tell you?” “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

With apologies to Wibbles for the "L" word! ?

Can we say "bag" in here?

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Wasn't there once a folder about protein?

I have fun, but some of the nicest people I know are (or were) Canadians. ? (And remember The Mystery! The best Canadian prog-rock band not called Rush! ?? )

Or join the Airforce? ?

Hey, wow! I don't have that one. I'll have to go on a hunt... (I only have Emotional Hooligan, here's a song off that.)

Ha! Slartabartfast was typing about the same thing as I was at the same time. *Sigh...* Ok, we're old... ?

I still remember paying $610 for a 20 Mb hard drive when they first came out...

That's ok Nigel, it was expected! ? (I heard plenty when I beat one of your MBE's, who was the #1 player in the World at the time - Eric Bristow in 1985... ?)

Ironically, the bread is the least healthiest thing with this sandwich.

That was definitely not from the "No Pie Is Safe!" tour! ?

I would be, if she wasn't wearing those orthopedic shoes! ?

The Vegan preferred VU meter. ?

Ah, so you've had gender reassignment, eh? That explains a lot. ? Just kidding... But I think you're talking about Field Hockey, not Ice Hockey (which is what the guys play). I've had over 220 stitches from playing hockey (several injuries from getting cut by the ice, a stick or the puck). I managed to keep all my teeth somehow though.

I played both, plus American Football, lacrosse, 12 years of baseball and... a bunch of other stuff (except basketball - I was terminally white). All in addition to being a National-level speed skater, National-level dart player, and a AA-level Two-man Beach volleyball player (pros are AAA). It was all fun!