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And has almost as much gas as the real thing! ?

I just want to know who got Steve's password!

Awwww... ?

There's room for at least one more... ?

*Wonders if Barbie might be considered a vegetable...* ?

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit. ?

[Insert joke about jars and birds...]

I worked with a guy whose motto was "Go ugly early!"

Try the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. utility next (Discard Unusable Medium and Buy Another Storage Solution). ?

I'm waiting for PETA to complain about the mascots...

So, the British equivalent of a unicorn, eh? ?

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Ok, wrong fred, but it IS Fishy, ya?

What the cluck is this???

“You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” “Why, what did she tell you?” “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

With apologies to Wibbles for the "L" word! ?

Can we say "bag" in here?

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Wasn't there once a folder about protein?