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*Wonders if Barbie might be considered a vegetable...* ?

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit. ?

[Insert joke about jars and birds...]

I worked with a guy whose motto was "Go ugly early!"

Try the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. utility next (Discard Unusable Medium and Buy Another Storage Solution). ?

I'm waiting for PETA to complain about the mascots...

So, the British equivalent of a unicorn, eh? ?

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Ok, wrong fred, but it IS Fishy, ya?

What the cluck is this???

“You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” “Why, what did she tell you?” “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

With apologies to Wibbles for the "L" word! ?

Can we say "bag" in here?

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Wasn't there once a folder about protein?

I have fun, but some of the nicest people I know are (or were) Canadians. ? (And remember The Mystery! The best Canadian prog-rock band not called Rush! ?? )

Or join the Airforce? ?

Hey, wow! I don't have that one. I'll have to go on a hunt... (I only have Emotional Hooligan, here's a song off that.)

Ha! Slartabartfast was typing about the same thing as I was at the same time. *Sigh...* Ok, we're old... ?