craigb

Darwin Award nominee?

It's worth it Andy! Chin up! ?

Drone on brutha!

At my age, I'm my own streaming service... ?

I'm all for a pandemic of ladies forced to wear thongs! (As long as the guys are forced NOT to! ? )

Chords like A5 or E5 are the simplest there are. They are simply the root note and a fifth (which could be of alcohol for all I know! ?). They're common name is the "Power Chord!" (you should read that loudly and with reverb). As I mentioned, your input CAN come from a modeler (think Line 6 or AxeFX, if you're super rich) or a profiler (think Kemper). It doesn't have to be a mic'ed amp. My point is to save the raw signal as well! Here's two more of my little secrets: Layers! If you have ZERO intention of ever playing live and just want to make songs that sound good, then feel free to liberally apply layers over layers as needed. If you want that perfect pick-slide, then perform it separately (see next tip) and add it in the mix later. If you want some extra feedback, well, same thing! ETC.!!! Tired of recording a crappy take, deleting, rewinding and trying again? Here's what I do: Set a playback loop for a section of the song. Set this wider than the the area you want to record in. Then do loop recordings inside this playback loop, but (here's the trick), keep ALL the takes! Go ahead and record 10 or 30 times. It's amazing how you'll really get into the groove after a few tries and, not only can you use the best result, but sometimes combining two of them sounds awesome! One final note: HAVE FUN! This isn't your job, is it? ?

Andy, Andy, Andy... Sometimes crap guitar creates a whole new genre that people love! (I'm looking at you Grunge! ? ) Not everyone is into over-the-top, unbelievable tweedling you know! My recommendations are as follows: Always hit your input with the best signal you can! (In other words, get a decent mic-pre.) Chords that have a "5" at the end are your friend (just practice hitting them cleanly). If timing is not your forte, then embrace the sloppiness and make them your signature! Find a "stunt guitarist" (as Zappa calls 'em) to collaborate on the solos (there's a few here). Send TWO inputs into your DAW, one that's processed (perhaps a mic'ed amp or from a modeler/profiler) and the other raw. Reamp the raw version to try different sounds, then blend them in (I find combining a heavy, crunchy tone with one that's cleaner helps define things). Take lessons! *Pfft!* Ain't nobody got time for that! ?? Often, simple IS better! This gets missed a lot because people love to show off how good they are.

No, no... Fleer is advertising! ? His subtlety of mentioning that he went to MIT. That makes him a nerd among nerds!

Pedro (Moshkito) posted THIS LINK in another forum and I'm definitely going to have to get it! @Wibbles and @Synkrotron - Check it out. (THORSTEN QUAESCHNING behind closed doors with... MARKUS REUTER)

No good deed shall go unpunished! ?

I hate to be the one to inform you Ed, but Muppet lives don't matter... ('Cause they're dead and all, you know...) ?

I can't believe you still don't have your upgrade Bill! Don't they know who you ARE???!!! ? Oh, wait... That might be part of the problem... ? Nevermind! (??)

I'm not going to watch that, but... did she do the "sniff" afterwards? ?

So, your YouTube "recommendations" are as messed up as mine, ya Paulo? ?

Then you're ready for politics?

To be fair, I'm not completely sure about #2... (but that's in another thread!). ?

Are you applying this comment to all of them? ?

Someone needs to find a video of some fine picking...

She KNOWS what you and your buddy were up to last night and she's NOT happy about it! ?