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Man bites dog 🤣 I've only done that one a couple of times waayyy back in the day before the current flood of cable TV dog trainers hit the scene . I got this mental thing called Boot Camp which is a Role I end up playing at some point with every dog I have ever had . I become the drill Sargent and literally mold and Boot Camp my dogs furry glutes into doing what I want when I want it just like the drill sergeant did to R Gere in the movie An Officer and a Gentleman . .... this approach don't work a 100 % ...yet it does get consistent progress and training results as long as we keep in mind dog are always looking for approval and love from their owners . Dog does something right Reward him w love and a treat . Dog does something wrong hopefully you can catch him in the act and show him you disapprove ( even if what he did is funny and your laughing inside you may have to pretend your not happy about what he did ) I learned a long time ago that dogs seem the happiest and the most well behaved when they are all tuckered out from running , chasing a ball , playing tug of war , wrestling or any other number of activity's that will help them burn off the boundless energy they seem to always have . As I get older I confess I'm not doing the 5 mile walks I used to do w my dog ....I still make an effort to pack in some activity's to help tire out my pooch .... My current dog Milo is only a few months older than 2 so he is probably kicking back laughing at how weak and puny his human must be because he knows I simply just can't keep up with him once he goes and decides to turn the tables and go all Boot Camp on me 🤣 Oh BTW, it all starts off so innocently . First its taking a hit off the milk shake straw after he's licked it . Then it becomes go ahead you feel like licking the extra peanut butter of my spoon , Then it becomes hows about some scraps off my plate you have been a good boy ! you feel like licking it clean . Then before you know it you might even let him do a cycle of licking the dishes in the dishwasher before you run it .... In the end your dog has an end game , he has been slipping you his tongue and giving you a taste on the down low because he is training you to lick tongues together .. You watch the day is coming soon when you guys are hugging , rubbing faces and out of nowhere he is gonna slip you his tongue and it's gonna get past your lips 😘 don't say I didn't warn you 😀 Wooof Wooof Kenny

Ouch ! You may need to show him who's the boss . Kenny

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Cheat sheet for a few common home studio issues . Kenny

I had a feeling it might go bye bye ...😉 One has to be a true Breast Man to fully appreciate Nine perfectly formed mammary glands Kenny 🖕 😘 🖕

It went to the hospital for breast reduction surgery . Kenny

You may have to make time to give your puppy what you want him to chew on .What he chews up on your own terms can be controlled while he is supervised . I do this w Milo every day . It helps . The last time he chewed up something he chewed the bottom half of my bathrooms doors molding /doorway casing . In the pic I removed the wood splinters ... Now I just give him a chew toy , show him to his crate , throw in a few treats and let him have at it ... We are both much happier with this arrangement. Kenny

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Thanks Steve ! He has a few moves I would love to grab like the Chet Atkins and Roy Clark style of playing . Yes! He was great too ...there is some real fine guitar playing in that video . Kenny

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I sure hope he can give me the same haircut he gave these two fellas ! Kenny

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Good video ! That guitar player at the factory can play 😊 Kenny

InstrEd! I thank you for saying that😊 Kenny

Oh My ! Who's that handsome looking fella ? 😄 Kenny

I'm still trying to figure out which look he was aiming for . Michael's look or Bubbles look 🤪 Kenny

【顔弾き炸裂！】ROLLY × Epiphoneエントリー・モデル 【デジマート・マガジン／エピフォン特集】Les Paul SL Hey Wibbles ! Here's some ham to go with your Spam ! Kenny

Its all good ..all I can tell for sure is he seems to like the combination of the lip stick pick ups combined with the Jaguar electronics . It took getting a Jag for me to realize how versatile that switching arrangement really is ..Now some folks don't like it and prefer what Johnny Marr has . I love it the way it is with the strangle switch and I'm seriously considering incorporating that set up in one of my Strats or Tele's in the future . As far as this guitar player goes ..I know he ain't smashing pre CBS fenders from the early 60 's even though some of guitars are relic'd to look from that general era. But hey it must be nice to be out there gigging while doing shows , smashing guitars and building pedals too .... I'm sure any one of his guitars is probably a combination of a few different ones . Plus when you factor in cheap paint jobs and head stock decals it may take a true Sherlock Homes to get to the bottom of it and figure out exactly what lineage his guitars may be .. Either way I will say this about him in my book he ain't no modern day Jimmy Hendrix , But a Truer Bad AZZed Human Version of El Kabong I have yet to see and hear . Kenny

I reedited my post to make it clearer . I don't doubt for a moment he makes guitars out of a hotch-potch of bits . I'm sure he owns dozens of guitars. I own a few dozen guitars myself and then some To be honest with you I absolutely don't care one way or another about what type of guitar any guitar player plays .... Myself included ..if you can play you can play 😜 When and if you re read my edited post you will see that I happened to mention few facts that go beyond easy to tell the difference .... ex, A Jag is a short scale guitar and The Jazzmaster is a long scale guitar . The necks are not interchangeable unless you feel like re drilling and relocating the whole bridge assembly . Also the electronics of these two guitars are totally different ...that could that be done easily , sure , but who would want to ... Kenny

As part of my guitar rotation . I have and practice on a Jaguar almost every day at home . Having said that , To me It sure looks like the guitar he is using in the video is beat to hell a modified Fender Jaguar w lipstick pick ups .... It is easy to spot the difference between a Jag and a Jazzmaster because The Jazzmaster does not have all the extra switches on the lower horn of the guitars body . Also The Jaguar has a chrome plate on the upper horn that houses the controls that offers a separate setting for the neck pick up that can be recalled by flipping the switch while leaving the other settings on the lower switches as they were to be recalled . The Traditional Fender Jazzmaster does have a separate control to dial in the neck pick up and set it autonomously from the 3 pick up switch , the thing is the switch on the Jazzmaster is built into the pick guard while the switch on the a traditional Jaguar is the chrome one separate from the pick guard as clearly seen in his video .The few times I saw guitar closeups in the video it appears he may have kept the switch plate cover and not the switches on the lower bout . As far as the neck pick up goes it is hard to tell if it is MIA or a lowered neck pick up .... Since the Jaguar is a short scale neck and the Jazzmaster is a long scale neck it is doubtful any one could swap necks and do a conversion easily ..for that to happen one would have to re drill and relocate the bridge Kenny

Ching Busted 😄..I love that part of your post Are you sure he wasn't looking to help you out in the studio by searching through all your box's trying to find out where you hid the cowbell . What flavors you gonna get him . I heard snake and alligator were pretty good . Here's a pic I took tonight of me and my guy...We didn't put any effort into dolling our self's up for the camera .... it wouldn't help us and we are in Love Kenny

Nope , Straummy would never blow out his picking hand pleasuring himself right before shooting a video and then try to blame the guitar for messing up his playing. Or would he ? Kenny

Wait until Dave's new puppy starts teething on the furniture . The global market will have an influx of highly individually stylized tooth picks made from reclaimed piano woods that will soon need to be delivered . Kenny