RobertWS

Step 1) Lose the tuba.

Can't stop.....typing...this...inane....post...no....free....will....power.

Thin mints....ummm.

Bagpipes...an instrument only deaf octopuses can truly love.

Sold out bagpipe concert? I think that picture was photoshopped.

Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too. Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital. Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain? A. Gifted. Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? A. Add vibrato. Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones. Q. What do bagpipers use for birth control? A. Their personalities. Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session. Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool. Q. What's one thing you never hear people say? A. Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche. Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play? A. Moving targets are harder to hit. Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? A. Someone is blowing into it.

Oy vey.

I think that's a great idea. I have no problem with some one not learning English. My attempt to learn French years ago was....tres mal. 🥴

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Just how much porn do you need to store?

I couldn't come up with a pun! Oh well, nutin to worry about.

Is it possible you have sticky keys turned on by accident?

Yes.

I never tire of making puns.

Pretty good. You're just missing the rim shot!

A crazy idea.... On one verse record a tambourine over the clicks. On the next verse, record a high-hat over the clicks. etc. It might add some musical texture to the piece.

I would like to make a great pun here....but I'm just not feline it.

I could prove you wrong but that would entail effort on my part and you being wrong doesn't bother me. So, have a nice day. 😀

That is not MIDI.

Really, you are able to set the volumes (not the velocities) of individual notes in a single MIDI track? Please tell us how.

But the current MIDI spec cannot. There is currently no way to put that information into a MIDI file.

A maraca library? That would rattle a few people.

Dude, it's Kermit's finger!

Baaaad, Baaaad, Leroy Brown. - Jim Croce

I believe you can only get ground loop hum (that 60 hz obnoxious drone) in analog audio circuits.