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That song has always cracked me up!

What do you call a bass player in a suit? The defendant.

That's Nice. 😁

I ended up with even more respect for Prince when I found out he somehow ended up playing the 2007 Superbowl Halftime Show with a guitar that had been tuned a half-step wrong! He managed to bend every note to the correct pitch on the fly as soon as he realized it! Dayum!!! 😮

"Wrong Notes Norton???" 🤔

What? Are you nuts now??? 🤔

Q: "Can you tell who the blind guy is in the nudist colony?" A: "It's not hard." 😁

I still have all of those thanks to adopting my parent's collection!

Those with the most birthdays tend to live longer!

He popped in on his birthday.

I only use these...

Of which I am not one! LOL. This looks about as easy as rocket surgery, ya? 🤣

Nothing wrong with making a sign that says that Bob!

*Wonders if Faux Paul has watched it...* 🤔

Time is a wonderful teacher! Unfortunately, it kills all its students...

You got (the) beat! 😁

A certain very popular and very hated billionaire once said "Until you've lost everything, you don't know what's important and who your friends really are!" and he was right! A line I heard a while back... "Hearses don't come with trailer hitches!" 😆

Me! Unfortunately, one of the many songs I lost thanks to a dead hard drive and a failed Panasonic CD/PD... Oh, well! Still one of my most played songs when I pick up a guitar though.

So, they Triumphed? 🤔

I'm waiting until the details settle. Apparently, Gene said something to the effect of he was anticipating all of his family to be offed! Etc., etc.

Lost everything in 2009 thanks to a lot of illegal financial stuff that happened while I was off working on a PhD... Lost two houses, my music studio (that I had sunk $134k into!), a vehicle, and about a million dollars. My luthier bought back one of my custom guitars and the one in my thumbnail had been paid for, but not built, so I eventually got it. Other than that, I have relatively nothing left musically! And, if I don't find a job soon, it will be nothing. Yay, life!