More! I guess I made a few of these... No wonder my projects tended to be turned in late... ?
A dove stands for peace
But the bird of a true love
Would be a swallow
He was so stupid
That He couldn't even get
"Hello World" to run!
Start with a face-off...
But it's not a hockey game
It's Leper Boxing!
You don't need science
Or a psychic projection
To tell that I'm bored
Let's go to Graceland
To see our buddy Elvis
I'll bring some shovels
(Leper Haiku anyone? ? )
The leper farmer
Was walking through the corn fields
And found lots of ears
The comedian
Performing for the lepers
Received a big hand
The leper actress
Was told to go break a leg
But didn't have one
An eye for an eye!
The leper rebel shouted
So they threw him one
In a leper race
It is usual to be
A head by a foot
Are your feelings hurt?
That wasn't my intention
Here, have a tissue.
Skydiving is fun
Unless you try to pack light
And forget your chute
A flexible man,
One could tell from how his head
Was stuck up his a55
He yelled, I drew:
That's the difference between
The quick and the dead
Stop it already!
You are driving me crazy
With all this haiku!
They were arrested
Were George Michael and Pee Wee
Both caught red-handed
Yes, relative time
Is a whole lot more fun than
Time with relatives!
My future is past
When, just like Christmas, I
Unwrap the present
Fat girls can be fun
Put your meat in their ovens
And see microwaves!
No harps, just Haiku
Made Steve think "Well, if I'm dead...
This isn't Heaven!"
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