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When the cheapest 1TB SSD is going for a bit over $100, it's a clue!

To go along with his virtual postal address??? ?

Can't decide on whether to steal a lefty or a righty? Wear a codpiece! ?

A 14TB SSD could cost that much, but only without the decimal point.

Shane is a very responsible person! (So, you're saying he's to blame?) ?

"Sorry user 98-bapu, random thoughts are no longer permitted. If we want you to express a thought, we will provide it for you." ~ Big Moderator

Welcome to the new World in general Ed! Feel free to say anything you want as long as it goes with the provided narrative. Anything that appears to be different (or human) will be censored. I wish you had kept your forum... Politician Enabled Narratives Install Serfdom.

And, as I just discovered, the old forum is evidently doing better than some of the current threads here! ?

AFAIK, the old forum has never been down (I go back every so often to find some info), but you shouldn't be able to post to it.

*Pfft!* What a pansy! ?

Never heard of the band "self-deleted" or that song Bob! ?

And that is not obvious! (Can you tell I'm doing some programming that is trying to match strings? ? )

Allergic??? C'mon Shane. We've seen you eyeing those sheep! ?

Wow, what a crappy thing to say!!! ? ????????????

Well, for those guys, it can be a lot easier (and cheaper!). Most can have any background they want as long as they start with one of these:

Hehe... Steve misspelled "Shame!"

*Pfft!* You're just miffed that they called you John #438! ?

Well, I was a DJ from '80 thru '83...

Wait... Is Zo implying that he's NOT a DJ??? ? ?

More! I guess I made a few of these... No wonder my projects tended to be turned in late... ? A dove stands for peace But the bird of a true love Would be a swallow He was so stupid That He couldn't even get "Hello World" to run! Start with a face-off... But it's not a hockey game It's Leper Boxing! You don't need science Or a psychic projection To tell that I'm bored Let's go to Graceland To see our buddy Elvis I'll bring some shovels (Leper Haiku anyone? ? ) The leper farmer Was walking through the corn fields And found lots of ears The comedian Performing for the lepers Received a big hand The leper actress Was told to go break a leg But didn't have one An eye for an eye! The leper rebel shouted So they threw him one In a leper race It is usual to be A head by a foot Are your feelings hurt? That wasn't my intention Here, have a tissue. Skydiving is fun Unless you try to pack light And forget your chute A flexible man, One could tell from how his head Was stuck up his a55 He yelled, I drew: That's the difference between The quick and the dead Stop it already! You are driving me crazy With all this haiku! They were arrested Were George Michael and Pee Wee Both caught red-handed Yes, relative time Is a whole lot more fun than Time with relatives! My future is past When, just like Christmas, I Unwrap the present Fat girls can be fun Put your meat in their ovens And see microwaves! No harps, just Haiku Made Steve think "Well, if I'm dead... This isn't Heaven!" ?