craigb

Cancer is too warm, I prefer temperatures in the Gemini range... (Anyone who's had to use these labels for astronomy will get this one!)

I give it the Diamond award. ?

I always remember an over-the-line softball team called the Nads. Their wives dressed up as cheerleaders and would yell "Go Nads! Go Nads!" ?

Sorry, but 60 (my age next year!) is too soon for "natural causes!" ? (Just by coincidence, I've been listening to the Depeche Mode discography over the last week...)

I really liked this one too, though they probably didn't need some of the trash humor. Oh, and I will never understand why anyone would want to fast-forward while having s ex with Kate Beckinsale!

Well, seeing as this is the area my PhD work is in, YES, it does! I've worked with a few of the so-called pioneers in the brain-mind field and have a LOT of audio! I kept telling myself I was going to make some of my own audio, but never got around to it... Oh well.

What is this Gooage you're talkin' 'bout? ? ?

CdB? d B s a BZ B! ?

More like the scratch your head category! What the heck??!

If banks really understood numbers, then why are there eight windows but only two tellers??? ?

So, the goal is to become unwired, ya? ?

How can you tell a politician is lying? Their lips are moving! ?

No need to Google anything! ?

Hmm... Good point! Might be a life sentence, ya? ?

Squirrel?

He's off working on his next 20-year sentence. ?

From the forum header: We, being "normal-ish" humans have enough trouble following that! ?

Occasionally the moderators forget this is a Coffee House. Besides, this is now 1984 so others will tell you what you should be thinking!

No! I haven't! Cool!

We haven't watched any serious music-related documentaries lately, only Spinal Tap (my roommate had never seen it!) and Rock of Ages, another complete joke. I'll have to see if I can find some of the ones mentioned above. ??

My favorite story (who cares if it's actually true, ya?): Right in the middle of a concert in Ireland, Bono stops the music and starts clapping his hands slowly. "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa!" he tells the crowd. Then, someone near the front can be heard yelling back "Then fooking stop it!!!" ?