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It's obvious that you need hand reassignment surgery Shane! Then you can, at least, identify as a right-handed guitarist! ???

I miss mine (I had their baritone). The thing about Schecters is that they are better setup from the start than Gibsons are recently, but you tend to need to replace the input jack for some reason! Go figure. Here's me in my Halloween costume pretending to be a rock star while holding my Schecter. Christian would like it 'cause it's black! ?

So THAT'S why nobody remembered my birthday, I neglected to make a post about it! ? Rumor has it these are pictures of a young Strummy... ? And, my traditional song! ?

I've been in some bizarre "What should we name the band?" meetings before, but THAT one must have been very interesting! ?

The thread should be marked "Only for Groan Ups!" ?

That one is fresh squeezed! ?

Just for fun... ? Court > Big Superior Court case ruling today in America > Roe versus Wade > Row versus Wade (how should I cross the river???)...

And one to move on with.

Take your pick!

*Insert groan here!*

Maybe...

Ha! That hair is not even close! I would have killed to have hair like that. Mine never grew anything close to straight, just thick, wavy and unruly. Oh well. I'm STILL pissed that the movers lost a large box of mine that (naturally) was filled with personal stuff like photos, awards and all of my martial arts stuff...

Reminds me of this:

As a general rule, I tend not to like music made by men who make crappy music. ?

You must be a Satch fan then, ya? ?

I've found where to get the cheapest gas!!! ???

That was me as well! It was a great time to be there (San Diego area for me until moving up to Orange County in the late 80's). That said, I'm sooo glad to have gotten out of there before mass-stupidity hit! Loved the Wolfman Jack comment too. Ok, I'm off to reminisce for a while... ?

Ironically, I had an opposite incident where, before I began using strap-locks, I was wearing my Les Paul inside my friends house when one of the ends of the strap came off and the guitar went, body first, right down onto his Mom's antique (naturally, right?) table putting a nice dent and scratch into it. Boy did I hear about that! The guitar came out of the incident just fine. Now with ALL guitars and basses that I get, I use the same Schaller strap-locks and all my padded straps have the opposite part already added so it's just a matter of grabbing an instrument and a strap.

I'm sure that the main reason I never succeeded as a rock star is due to the fact that I was never able to grow "that" kind of hair. Every time I tried it wouldn't grow long, just thick and unruly. Unfortunately, rocking the "homeless bed hair" look neither improved my abilities or my attraction to groupies. ?

A couple of weeks ago I lost my entire left side! ? I'm all right now. ?