craigb

Who sends me $100! ?

Well, you DID fake me out and make me check out that link! (Which confirms a jiffy is usually 1/100th of a second, not 100 seconds, though there are some other less-than-a-second uses.) Not that it's much better than Wikicrap, HERE is another link with similar info. ?

Got these in an email today and thought I'd share! ?

One good shuffle deserves another! ?

That guy sure knows his scales! ?

Must not pay well though, she doesn't have any furniture!

It's my experience that putting something by the curb with a "Free" sign on it just means it will sit out in the weather forever. However, put it out by the curb with a sign that says "$20" and someone will steal it before the next morning! ?

But with far fewer posts and Alembics! ?

Sorry to hear that Nigel! Stay strong!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10656895/Frail-Phil-Collins-stands-Genesis-bandmates-iconic-band-play-FINAL-concert.html

AC - DC? (Hope I'm not making you think to hard about this! ?)

Hmm... I was going to go with "Ewwwwww!" but I guess "Cooooool" is close enough... ?

That's where I would put a Ceasar salad! ?

Good enough! ?? (Do they deliver under bridges though??? ?)

Does it come with some income to pay my back-rent? ?

It would be funnier if it wasn't true... ?

I read a probable drug overdose.