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kennywtelejazz

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  1. I'm still trying to find the A minor . Yet I did make one important discovery . Fun Song Kenny
  2. We finally have a Fred in 2022 that takes the biscuit ...Yes sir re were off to a good start ? Kenny
  3. Before Peter Dinklage found success in Hollywood , he sold guitar picks to nose pickers. Take cover everyone ! Kevin Perry is picking his nose again ! Kenny PS : maybe you could grow your left thumb nail long or try a thumb pick.
  4. To be perfectly honest with you Craigb , there are times in the past when this "Becan " stuff has turned out to be a very explosive topic of conversation . https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/04/reluctantly-turning-bacon-into-bombs-during-world-war-ii/360298/ Kenny
  5. She looks a little young for me ..I wonder how good she will look when we add a few more decades . ' Kenny
  6. My Becon Grease apparently went out of the frying pan into the firing line . When I get some more I think I'm gonna do this . Kenny
  7. New & Advanced Guitarist fingering tips revealed from"The Chord A Sutra ! " Chapter One . That is some funny stuff Steve ! I just noticed the bottom right pinky burnt a hole in the fret board ? To the student , While practicing these polyphonic chordal fingerings and to aid in the prevention of burning holes in the guitars fingerboard I generally prefer to use a small dab of Becan Grease on my fingers as a fret board Mojo Lube . If I don't have any Becan grease on hand I simply use fried chicken grease . Kenny
  8. This sure was fun ! Happy New Year Sheens ! Kenny
  9. Woah ! I'm feeling all tingly inside myself after seeing that photo of Samantha Fish ! In a situation like this a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do ! Jeez ! Now I'm busted .. I got to get rid of all the the evidence ... Son! I think it's time we had a little man to man talk ! Kenny
  10. Have you seen the latest top 5 quotes from Samantha ? She has listed a few fishy comments ? #1 Yeah I know how to play in A minor . It's just so much more fun to tease you while I play the song in G ## minor. #2 If you are not sure if there is Life after Death , Please come to one of my shows. I guarantee in your next life you will want to come back reincarnated as one of my stage guitars. #3 Once you eat one of my "Fish" sandwiches you will never ever want to eat Bacon ever again . # 4 Sheens once had a dream that we went down to the River Side together . In his dream I became a fish . I ran my scales through his chest hairs while I beat his chest with my tail . He even posted a picture of it in this thread # 5 Is that the sound of one hand clapping you got going on over there in that dark room ? or are you just thinking about what it's like to be with me ? Kenny
  11. Poor guy went to bed thinking he was on a date with Samantha Fish ! When he woke up he was only having a wet dream . Kenny
  12. Or he could have gotten a Chapman Stick ! Kenny
  13. Grandma Clampett's reaction to Bapu's next Bass using items from her kitchen . Kenny
  14. Don , you accidentally left your cat at the Mall . He said don't bother going to get him. He is happier where he is . Kenny
  15. Kitty looks like he is trying to swallow an imaginary hair ball ....?He better put some money aside to get some Suds to wash it down Kenny
  16. Which is the best One ? Kenny
  17. Now that you mention it . I think That Kitty nabbed my debit card because I'm seeing a lot of new charges from a new local restaurant called Rent A Friend . I bet he has been using my cards info to place his online orders ....at least that's what I'm gonna tell Milo Kenny
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