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Gee this thread seems to show a bunch of tit's in all shapes and sizes I will never see in real life nor get to touch . It's time to chime in over here with a shameless plug featuring some of my guitar playing over this weeks Twanger Central Track. Kenny

I tawt I saw some Great tit's sitting on a branch during the winter in France . Kenny

Has anyone seen my knee pads ? Yes I have . I 'm using them right now and I will be done using them in about an hour . Baaaadddd Kenny for posting that OH ! Baaadd Kenny

That was Super Funny Steve ! You made my knight with that one ! ? Kenny

This one goes out to all the folks that get G.A.S. for software plugs and instruments . Kenny

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Yuck A Doodles Man ! No Ken Do ! Kenny

OK you got me .... I couldn't sell any of what gear I do have . Your right ...no takers ...Guess I'm Busted once again for telling fibs ?... Alright , I might as well come clean .Since I had no money to put in the card I used a sheet of yellow note paper that I carefully trimmed the binding hole ends and wrote her a truthful short note professing my desire to take her out picnicking on a starlit evening as our first date . I told her that we could have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as appetizers and the main course of our starlit night picnic would be Ramen Beef flavored noodles with some added Walmart spicy beef jerky . Yeah , I know I really put myself out there by reaching out to her so boldly and by being all vulnerable since I do not know her personally ... I was holding out hope for a couple of days , that is until I took my dog Milo out earlier ..After checking my mail I saw that my Valentines Day card was returned back to me unopened by the post office . Oh well there's always next year . Kenny

Good Point Notes ♫ , it does seem to be "the pursuit " G.A.S. uses to hook people in . Every day I look at the pedals I have sitting on my fireplace . Most of them have only lasted two weeks of playing time before I haven't touched them in months . As far as the guitarist in the video goes , the u tube video thumbnail shows his new guitar at home with many of the super nice guitars he held on to . +1000 on The Fender Rosewood George Harrison Tele ...I have always wanted one of those Tele's . Wow ! 14 for 3 huh ? I have done some whack y stuff too. not with those type of numbers .... In 1976 I traded my 1960 Cherry Red Gibson ES 335 dot marker w PAF's straight up for a Custom made Vulcan Guitar. You know about Bucks Vulcan but not very many people know the guitar or Vulcan brand . Currently the going rate for my Old 335 is between 29 to almost just a little south of a hundred G 's ... Speaking about the tattoo in your pic .. What Happened ! The Tattoo's Shops in house spell checker decided to take an early lunch break on the day you finally show up to get your ink done ? Kenny

OK , I decided to ditch grandma. . I'm happy I did that. This girl seemed pretty happy to get my Valentines day card . Kenny PS . I don't have too much longer to live so I sold off all my guitars and put my whole life savings in the Valentines Day card envelope .

Oh Yeah ! Today is Valentines Day ! Romance and affection just oozes from every cell and pore of my smoking hot sexy body ? I'm gonna buy that lady a box of chocolates. Send her movie tickets w a card and get her a box of extra large Q tips for her earpiece . Kenny

Even people with lots and lots of nice guitars can still get G.A.S . Kenny

Valentines Day is finally here and I'm starting to feel a little desperate . If she comes with knee pads I may be interested . Kenny

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Gulp. I can't seem to keep myself from looking at you know where ? Kenny

? That ain't grass in the pic ! That's the road . The Rooster crossed the road to get to the other side . Kenny

I miss when a pack of Ernie Ball strings only cost 3 dollars . Kenny

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Why are you adding the L or taking away the L from the word clock ? What happened ??? Your Johnson Broke and you don't know what time it is ? If that's the case, please get well soon . You got until the 14 th to get back into commission and be fit for duty again Kenny

Keef used to drink here over a thousand years ago . Now it brings me great sadness to tell you they are closing the place . https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/ye-olde-fighting-cocks-scli-intl-gbr/index.html Kenny

This happens too be my favorite time of the day ! Kenny

Can you blame him ? Have you seen his Tribe lately ? That looks nice . Happy New Guitar Day ! Yeah I heard that someplace . My plan is to get there early on Valentines Day and find a new Bingo partner . Kenny

OK ! that picture is certainly a hard read , it seems to come with a built in secret hand shake . Either you know it or you don't . Kenny