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Yep ! I bet you won't see one . Those boys and girls are not yet ready for The Space Program . Kenny

Dogs must think so . They keep trying to lick them even if they don't have them anymore . Kenny

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What happened here ? This guys beard was so dense he broke his electric razor and he couldn't finish his shave . Chuck Norris would be proud ? I wonder what's going on here . Did he take Maria De Palma to the beauty parlor for a make over and now he is having second thoughts on continuing on to their planed date night ? or Is he contemplating the sound of one hand clapping . .Kenny

Loosing hand strength and not having any playing stamina happens to guitar players to. For many years I did all my practicing on a nylon string guitar . When I picked up my electric guitar everything I played was so easy to play on it . Later on over the years it got a little complicated . Between apt life and practicing electric guitar w headphones only I have seen a marked loss in finger strength and dexterity . Now I do a fair amount of my practicing and playing around the house acoustically on one of my resonate electrics w medium gauge strings .This approach offers me the acoustic string feel w out the volume ... I feel so much better now . So Hey ! Why not get yourself a new lease on playing and tickle those acoustic piano keys again . Kenny

All Ginger Beards ! are not created equal . That's right pal you sure got that one right . Hey fellas Can I join the party ? Wait ! aren't you the guy he is looking to punch ? We have standards around here to keep! Now mosey on down the road and get your scruffy @ZZed spotted grey beard out of here. Kenny

People that live in Igloos should not throw house warming party's . Kenny

Nice ! The guy with Ginger beard ? Not sure who you mean .... Oh ! Her ? Yeah I could crush on that . She sounds good , she looks great for someone that has had 3 kids . I enjoy how she has a cool way of putting herself out there theatrically while she performs . ?????? Whoa ! with a comment like that it sounds like you need a quick stress relief . Why not take a little time out to have a dance with A Ginger Beard Dog Kenny

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Apparently it seems to be working for You ! Kenny

Yeah but he's a Rock Star ! Who are you again ! I jest ..not meant to be hurtful I indeed know first hand what it's like to be anonymous .? Kenny

Wow that girl sure is cute ! She looks like a clean cut version of Miley Cyrus . Kenny

Hey Buddy ! don't be talking about my future ex guitar in that tone . Will Smith ain't the only one around here that can do an authentic Batman Slap ? Guitars can certainly fall into the artistic movement or the ideal realm of romanticism . How many times has a musician written a song only to temporarily abandon it and then rediscover it at a much later time when they feel they can possibility do it justice . In that respect a guitar , a song or any well executed creative Idea can be timeless . . Kenny

“I'm Old enough to know better than to answer that ” Hey Sonny Boy ! let me have a go at him for saying that about Phil ! Kenny

I'm actually digging the Explorer style head stock . As far as the guitar goes in a way it may look a little strange at first but the thing is I bet it was a model they were considering putting out back then . It may have lost out to other Models they decided to manufacture instead . The meat and potatoes of the Theodore can be found in both the Gibson Les Paul Special and The Gibson Les Paul Special Double cutaway. All 3 Models of guitar including the Theodore share many things in common . A mahogany Body ,a rosewood fingerboard , 2 P 90 pick ups , a Wraparound tailpiece that also serves as the guitars bridge , a 3 way toggle switch , independent volume and tone controls for each pick up, and a 24 . 75 scale length . So if we eliminate the funny looking cutaways , the explorer style head stock and the skunk stripe on the The Theodore's guitar body .And if we did a blind test sound only between the 3 Gibson Guitar Models I have mentioned . I would be willing to bet very few people would be able to tell which guitar was which based on what they sound like .... BTW , I do most of my guitar practice on an Epiphone version of the Les Paul Special w 2 P 90's . I simply love playing that guitar and I hope the day comes when I can trade up to the Gibson ... After all is said and done ...gulp ...I still kinda like that Explorer head stock Kenny ??

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Man bites dog ? I've only done that one a couple of times waayyy back in the day before the current flood of cable TV dog trainers hit the scene . I got this mental thing called Boot Camp which is a Role I end up playing at some point with every dog I have ever had . I become the drill Sargent and literally mold and Boot Camp my dogs furry glutes into doing what I want when I want it just like the drill sergeant did to R Gere in the movie An Officer and a Gentleman . .... this approach don't work a 100 % ...yet it does get consistent progress and training results as long as we keep in mind dog are always looking for approval and love from their owners . Dog does something right Reward him w love and a treat . Dog does something wrong hopefully you can catch him in the act and show him you disapprove ( even if what he did is funny and your laughing inside you may have to pretend your not happy about what he did ) I learned a long time ago that dogs seem the happiest and the most well behaved when they are all tuckered out from running , chasing a ball , playing tug of war , wrestling or any other number of activity's that will help them burn off the boundless energy they seem to always have . As I get older I confess I'm not doing the 5 mile walks I used to do w my dog ....I still make an effort to pack in some activity's to help tire out my pooch .... My current dog Milo is only a few months older than 2 so he is probably kicking back laughing at how weak and puny his human must be because he knows I simply just can't keep up with him once he goes and decides to turn the tables and go all Boot Camp on me ? Oh BTW, it all starts off so innocently . First its taking a hit off the milk shake straw after he's licked it . Then it becomes go ahead you feel like licking the extra peanut butter of my spoon , Then it becomes hows about some scraps off my plate you have been a good boy ! you feel like licking it clean . Then before you know it you might even let him do a cycle of licking the dishes in the dishwasher before you run it .... In the end your dog has an end game , he has been slipping you his tongue and giving you a taste on the down low because he is training you to lick tongues together .. You watch the day is coming soon when you guys are hugging , rubbing faces and out of nowhere he is gonna slip you his tongue and it's gonna get past your lips ? don't say I didn't warn you ? Wooof Wooof Kenny

Ouch ! You may need to show him who's the boss . Kenny

Oh, wait...That's not me. But It could be . Kenny

Cheat sheet for a few common home studio issues . Kenny

I had a feeling it might go bye bye ...? One has to be a true Breast Man to fully appreciate Nine perfectly formed mammary glands Kenny ? ? ?

It went to the hospital for breast reduction surgery . Kenny

You may have to make time to give your puppy what you want him to chew on .What he chews up on your own terms can be controlled while he is supervised . I do this w Milo every day . It helps . The last time he chewed up something he chewed the bottom half of my bathrooms doors molding /doorway casing . In the pic I removed the wood splinters ... Now I just give him a chew toy , show him to his crate , throw in a few treats and let him have at it ... We are both much happier with this arrangement. Kenny

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