PhonoBrainer

I've been on v5 since April of '22, and it rocks. I will upgrade this time only for the new video lane, where you can bring in a vid and slide it around in the timeline, which v5 cannot do. For some reason.

The artist formerly known as . . . Doghouse Riley!!! Love your tunes.

Trevor Horn produced "Owner of a Lonely Heart" What do I win???

I see it, and if I were a performing member of Midnight Hour, I'd be watching the visuals, and the audience would be seeing my backside. A fact of which they would no doubt be eternally grateful.

Yup. Does anyone know if I upgrade to Kontakt 7 hot mess, if I can still keep my Kontakt 6 and 5 installed and viable? Aging Win 10 system from 2013. So cool that kontakt 7 seems required for any newer libraries. What an Apple move.

UVI has their Percussion Factory, which is no slouch. I'll probably get this new NI one, too.

Is it 100ft long?

Limiting myself to just effects, so no Kontakt or Omnisphere things. Fab proQ 3 for eq Raum for reverb Gullfoss or Zynaptic Intensity, can't decide, for mix bus sweetening Tone Projects Unisum for compression, usually master bus Honorable mention, Fab Timeless 3 for delays

keep that thing covered

Shaker would be great. The BGV ooooh's cut off, leaving a beat at the end of the measure uncovered, to me it seems a bit of a dropoff. Your lead vocal (love your voice, and the airy wash of reverb that sits it perfectly) is mixed a bit hot for my taste in this mix. How about this - reminded me of Marvin Gaye. Can't get much more of a compliment than that. Excellent! cheers, -Tom

How is this different from the one they sell that looks identical?

Certainly more human than keyboard players, who are mostly bots. Clank, zzzzzzst, whirrrrrr.

If our species is remembered in any way . . . let it be for our cognitive capacity to change our minds, and for our behavioral inclination not to.

AudioDeluxe BapuBucks? Finally, his legend as a customer is recognized. IK Multimedia EdJam points?

Bill Kirchen.

Does it do Disco falls?

Let me know when we get around to flogging the Rolling Stones.

Sorry, just noticed, no Tommy Emmanuel. But plenty of room for Garry ‘Diaper Man’ Shider. Whoever that is.

Dang, Kenny, thank you! These click bait list creators are insane. This list should have been published on April 1st. I love Alex Lifeson! But he's not #58 if Mark Knopfler is #96. That's criminally ridiculous. Where is Michael Hedges??? He even drove his car off a Pt Reyes cliff! What does a guitarist have to do??? Carrie Brownstein, meanwhile, is #64, ahead of Knopfler. True, Knopfler never did top-shelf sketch comedy. Now I don't feel so bad about cancelling my Roiling Stoned subscription in 1983.

I assume Knopfler is in the top 10? I never got to read, because the actual article title should read: "The 250 Greatest Pop-Up Ads"