SteveStrummerUK

Fixed that one for you Steve ? ?

I've even calculated (and accounted for) how many cents each string goes slightly sharp when screwing down the locking nut ✔️ By the time I've got the bloody thing to stay in tune it'll be time for another restring ?

Nearly there ... ... ? ?

Why aye, Dennis man...

Having seen some of the sh1te he used to post, I always thought I knew what the 'P' stood for ?

"Scoville Count matters not to Straummy" ~ Straummy (2021)

No, but I will ? A good slug of this ambrosia ends up in any home-made curry or chili:

Scotch Bonnet Chilli Peppers doesn't have quite the same ring, does it? Nobody has the same ring after munching your way through a handful of those.

You are correct. How can anyone eat anything that mild.

What are all those strings for? Fixed ?

Of course. And a hammer. Or a large rock.

It might be a good idea to rephrase that. Paulo's euphemisms now include 'strumming'.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaat? There's a "fretting" hand now? No wonder everything I strum comes out smelling of A minor ?

Pfft … … you manage to go 15+ years without a mention and now it's all Alembic this, Alembic that And what is this organ of which you and Paulo speak? Is it a Hammond? I need to know this stuff to feel relevant around here. Thankee. Carry on. Good times : - )

It's the midi connector for his EZAlembic plug-in. Huh? He has plug-ins too? How are we supposed to find these things out if he never ever ever mentions them ever?

Mind you, that thing probably has more hair than me.

What's this? Do you have an Alembic now? Why wasn't I informed? Why haven't you ever mentioned it? What's an Alembic? Enquiring minds are avidly awaiting your explanations

Geddy Lee? I hope it doesn't sing like him too

Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! TM I've been rumbled

I've been happy to call Bill a friend since he first stopped by the old Guitar Tracks forum many a year back. A brave ex-serviceman with a heart of gold and a wonderful generosity of spirit - a true gentleman in every sense of the word. Proud to have known you Bill - the world is a poorer place with your passing.