SteveStrummerUK

Well said mate ?

Some absolutely fascinating opinions you have there mate … … and so much more insightful that the usual drivel ?

But I am, to quote Jon of The Bouy, a "noisy bugger".

Fixed that one for you Steve ? ?

I've even calculated (and accounted for) how many cents each string goes slightly sharp when screwing down the locking nut ✔️ By the time I've got the bloody thing to stay in tune it'll be time for another restring ?

Nearly there ... ... ? ?

Why aye, Dennis man...

Having seen some of the sh1te he used to post, I always thought I knew what the 'P' stood for ?

"Scoville Count matters not to Straummy" ~ Straummy (2021)

No, but I will ? A good slug of this ambrosia ends up in any home-made curry or chili:

Scotch Bonnet Chilli Peppers doesn't have quite the same ring, does it? Nobody has the same ring after munching your way through a handful of those.

You are correct. How can anyone eat anything that mild.

What are all those strings for? Fixed ?

Of course. And a hammer. Or a large rock.

It might be a good idea to rephrase that. Paulo's euphemisms now include 'strumming'.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaat? There's a "fretting" hand now? No wonder everything I strum comes out smelling of A minor ?

Pfft … … you manage to go 15+ years without a mention and now it's all Alembic this, Alembic that And what is this organ of which you and Paulo speak? Is it a Hammond? I need to know this stuff to feel relevant around here. Thankee. Carry on. Good times : - )

It's the midi connector for his EZAlembic plug-in. Huh? He has plug-ins too? How are we supposed to find these things out if he never ever ever mentions them ever?

Mind you, that thing probably has more hair than me.

What's this? Do you have an Alembic now? Why wasn't I informed? Why haven't you ever mentioned it? What's an Alembic? Enquiring minds are avidly awaiting your explanations