SteveStrummerUK

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Pfft ............................ 3+ months? I learned to play mine in 8 weeks.

I am actually sleeptyping this reply.

Without using your toes, how many sleeps until you're 60? Many.

From this, I deduce that you have have no socks on and more than 20. Correct on both counts. I have have no socks on. I am 59.

Many.

'Baked', 'Red Kidney', or 'Metaphorical'?

I haven't posted in this thread yet.

Have you been reading my CV again old chum ?

I might well be wrong, but I think he's just the "official" CW guy that the mods report to, so the squealing comes from elsewhere. Indeed, Morton was a member of Cakewalk staff.

I think Morton's been with them for ages Bub. He used to occasionally pop into the old Guitar Tracks forum and help out here and there; I may be wrong, but he seemed to do the 'PR' stuff before Willy Jones.

That there, young Edward my boy, is what we in the geetar-plucking business call The Am Note. Please pay attention in future, it might be on the test.

Kenny, don't go ?