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*Wonders if he meant to say "OCD" instead...* ?

The programmed sheep won't believe any of this, but that will be their problem later. https://rumble.com/v3vxswk-david-icke-predicts-whats-coming-next....html

I was leaving Jiffy Lube last month and two of the employees had adjourned to the field next door to have a smoke. I told them they were out standing in their field. One guy seemed happy and said "Wow, thanks!" then turned to ask why the second guy was laughing. ?

Mine are measured in decades... ?

Cars - Stranger Eyes

Did you consider turning off the water, getting out of the shower, drying, dressing and getting back to work??? ? ?

"My Strummage?" ? ?

Now that's revolting! ?

Sick > Hurt Johnny Cash - Hurt

Happy day you turkeys! ?

Joy Division - She's Lost Control

*Wibbles notices that pwal has closed with 700 posts and responds accordingly...* ?

Plus you probably shouldn't get your bass wet, ya? ?

Benjamin Franklin allegedly wanted the turkey to be America's bird... Sounds about right!

How is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons! ? (Hey, it was funny back in the 1970's... ?)

There is no red in the below image (zoom in to prove this!). Your mind adds it.

As pwal tries to pull within 700 of Wibbles! ?

Tangerine Dream - Tyger

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

Bapu likes to use Shameless Plug a lot, ya? ?

I guess if you're going to stretch that far, you could have also said "Chickens are maidens, right?" ?

Actually, I think you had it right the first time Ed! ?