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But not Duke! (He's seen enough Portlanders that he's used to clowns. ? )

Or dinner. ?

What the guy who shot John Lennon should have said. ?

Heh, Aja. "THE" standard for setting up live FOH's! ? As for the "fusion, jazz/rock side," I agree and, what's worse, I KNOW I have a song that sounds almost exactly the same, but haven't been able to recall who it is (or stumble on it)... YET!

Well, that sucked. (The Orca that is! ?)

Now I'll up your Fever with a Porcupine! ?

'Tis why I wrote the word "Neverland" in my post! (If you scroll back up, you'll notice the words shown for Centerfold include "This ain't no never-never land.") ?

*Arrghh!* This is killing me! There's a song that is soooo much like the one in the OP, but it's just eluding me for now... ?

The one with Neverland in his backyard to get little boys to stop over.

Well, since she's had the, um, extra appendage, quietly removed, I guess you could say she's all woman now. @1:13 - oops!

Haha... I'm going to hunt it down eventually!

Still not the one, but I'm having fun! LOL.

*Sigh..* Still not exactly what I'm trying to find, but...

I think Kurre was half-right. Glam sounds right, but the 80's, not the 70's. Here's my next offering...

I know I've got closer matches, but I've got too many songs going through my head right now! I'll post more once I think of them. ?

Try this - featuring Craig Goldy (who was briefly my guitar teacher, even more briefly a bandmate and who was Dio's godchild!).

Does the fact that she used to be a hermaphrodite cool you off any? ?

You'd probably need even more for the piano too!

Q - "Do you wear briefs or boxers?" A - "Depends."

Oh she definitely has a price (and we definitely can't afford it!). ?

One for Steve! ?