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I hear the MK3 Ultra can be operated using mind control... ?

I like twins! They only look unhappy because you have to turn them on first! Duh. (I wonder if they realize I'd be using both at the same time...)

? You get a Kenny facepalm for that one Ed!

Poor Kenny... Do you need someone to hold your guitar picks for ya too? ?

Photo exposes naked intimate secret!

So Romeo Void is redundant, ya?

With so many of us considered "seniors" here (i.e., over 55), I'm surprised we don't have entire threads devoted to the best fiber we can find.

Two parts to this answer. The first is how to best enter the notes because, as you alluded to, they're nearly impossible to enter manually (talking purely MIDI here). I first bought the SPD-20 (in the top middle) to do this but it probably had the same issues that the Korg Nanopad does. So it turned into my "effects" (MORE COWBELL!) and I bought a starter V-Drum set. It wasn't long before I had maxed it out to what you see above (damn was it fun!). Next, I was using the DR 808 extra that came with one of the early versions of Cakewalk for the drum sequencing because you could map a sample to a MIDI note which meant I could change out samples all over the place (I had a bunch). The other feature I liked about the DR 808 was that you could have multiple samples at different (Ai! Lost the correct word! Dammit...) volumes/levels/strengths (hope you know what I mean!). Anyway, I don't know what the best replacement is for the DR 808 now, but that's the basic idea! It's kind of fun to make a complex fill and then look at what it creates in MIDI - you can definitely see that doing it manually is not going to happen!

(Wait... This has to do with "that" folder, doesn't it????)

Please elaborate! "Never" is serious!

I played black noise at full volume yesterday and the mime next door went crazy.

What's all this Alembic talk??? Ain't nobody got one of those! [Insert typical meme here.] ?

I tried your links, but couldn't make a sound. At least with my link, you could play it! ?

How about a virtual Acid Machine 2?

Sorry, all we have is EZvuvuzela for you. ?

Wow Michael, yours looks a lot like the last one I had (except for the pick-guard color). [Oops! And I didn't have zebra pickups! ?]

If it makes you feel any better, I just thought I'd point out that the ad doesn't say WHICH 7 days. ?

I don't worry about tuning. I play Rock! (I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Don't throw that... *Ow!!!*)

Yep... We've lost a few over the last years. Billy Arnell (ba_midi), Jan Eiken (Old55) and, now, Bo... It happens! But, I personally didn't think any of the above were anywhere near old age...

Isn't he one of the partners of the law firm Turner Brown and Ben Dover?

Damn Dave! Take care of yourself, there are still some bits you need to flip. After just finding out about Bo, I have no interest in there being another RIP thread for you. The average lifespan for Americans is 78.7 years and I've always thought of you as above average, ya? ?