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The only problem with this theory is InstrEd's pitiful lack of post count in comparison... Because post count matters. (Or does it?)

The role of the "dumb salt shaker" has obviously been transferred. ?

Can someone in the US get this?

Mom upside down?

Hot Rats!

Or Zappa did!

A salt?

Too late...

Nope. Sorry. I'm not following that up with Achy Breaky Heart. ?

I'm still interested in the contents of the folders entitled "Make her cook" and "Make her clean." ?

Change your genre to Progressive Rock. Four songs and the album is done! ?

Heh, my old DAW server is still running Windows XP and Sonar Producer 4. When I can afford to do things right, THEN I'll update! I just got it out of storage a couple of weeks ago, because it still has a 3.5" floppy drive and I've got some old, historical, commodity data that I need to get off some disks!

And Heartbreaker -> Heartbreaker!

Heartbreaker -> Heartbreaker

This would make an interesting playlist! ?

So how deep is his frog pond? "Knee deep, knee deep..."

100% of divorces are caused by marriage.

Elvis has left the thread...

Two race horses were chatting at the track bar when one said to the other "Unbelievable! I was stuck mid-pack in the 7th today, when all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I surged out to win the race by a nose!" "Funny you should mention that," replied the other horse, "Last week I was doing pretty well, keeping up with the leaders, when I got this shock in my tail and I shot out and won the race by six lengths!" From the end of the bar, a greyhound came over and said "Amazing! I couldn't help but overhear your conversation! I'd never felt anything like it before, but I was just in a race where I was falling way behind then, all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I took off almost caught the rabbit!" One horse turned and looked at the other horse before exclaiming "Wow! A talking dog!"

I'm shure Steve will relish all the replies.

Stevie -> Stevie

Time was lost. ?

I'm just glad he didn't try to use that other word... Catsup.