I was bowling a couple of weeks ago with my friend (he's a nurse) and a couple of female nurses. Between games he played one of those "use a crane to try and grab a prize" machines and he caught a tiny rubber duck. He gave it to one of the other nurses and she said "It's kind of small, isn't it?" Which, naturally, gave me that chance to say "You shouldn't judge a guy by the size of his duck." ?