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Careful Greg, he might flip you off! ?

"Where's Da Dawg" Really??? ?

I used to work for a company where someone decided we should be coding in new Object-Oriented languages and Unix (go figure!), so they apparently wrangled some education dollars from a government fund and, the next thing we knew, we were required to stay after hours and attend college classes taught by professors from Cal. State Fullerton. Here's how things started: Imagine classrooms filled with already overworked, under-paid, uninterested and short-tempered people Add professors that seem blissfully unaware of the situation and teach as if they have months to spend with normal, college kids Include our "Zombie Safe"* programming manager who somehow thought she was qualified to teach one subject Here's the result: For the first time in Cal. State Fullerton's history a tenured professor was asked to be replaced in a classroom We actually made another professor cry into his tie (then he quit) I ended up completely exposing our programming manager's incompetence which resulted in her being let go and I got stuck teaching the damn class! We never did end up using any of the new training ? *Zombie Safe is a term I came up with two weeks ago. Basically, since zombies only eat brains, anyone without one would be considered Zombie Safe. ?

As I recall, both travel there for love not music (but why not do both?). ?

I love it when a meme I already have just happens to have a name in it that's close to perfect! ?

This one's going out to Bob by request!

Nice to see someone rise to the occasion and add a little culture! ?

Wait... I thought it was the Circle of 4ths! (But I may have it backwards... ?)

How can you tell the blind man at the nudist camp??? *Pfft...* It's not hard!

They look like they just saw one of S.L.I.P.'s posts! ?

Nonsense. He's been a member here for a long time! ?

So, perfect for today's modern pop music then, eh? ?

Mmm... Good choice!

The "E" in E=MCC. (Just realized that there's no easy way to make a superscript! Oh well...)

Now that's just a faux pas!

It's only fair.

That usually works for me. I find I play MUCH better when I'm asleep. ?

[No, I refuse to add a Kanye video here even though they tie in well with being pathetic! ?]

Yep, this is a good technique for individual dead pixels, but an entire line isn't coming from the screen but either the cable or the video card.

Oh joy, two more weeks of October to enjoy this!

I keep working on making enough $$$ that I'll never need a bossa again (and, since I'm terminally single, I probably won't have to worry about a wife bossa either!?). That said, I liked that tune Notes posted above! ?