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That toothy guy might look good as luggage and shoes...

Cow Chip Cookies?

Almost had the chance to play some Jefferson Airplane... But Bapu came in early. ?

Plot twist: The cat was an illusion...

Defend your becan!

This was a favorite of mine growing up.

More memories!

Ah, memories!

If she eats all those donuts, she won't be able to fit into that tub next time!

*Pfft!* This IS the Coffee House you know! ?

(Was it a Jello shot? ?)

Now THAT'S proper advertising! ?

Still better tasting than popcorn-flavored Jelly Bellys!

Oops! Sorry about that "L" word!

Then you can get one of these.

Eat your heart out?

What? ?

I was in Barnes & Noble about a week ago because I needed a certain physical book (i.e., not a digital copy). They looked it up on the computer and said "Here it is!" To which I said, "Great, just send me in the right direction and I'll find it." Their response: "Oh, we don't actually carry it, but we can order it for you!" I did, however, get the chance to pull off a fun line. While I was talking to the guy looking up the book, someone asked where the Self-Help area was. My reply: "Doesn't that defeat the purpose?" The inquirer just stood there confused wondering why the employee was laughing... *Sigh...*

No kidding! It's actually hard to find new computer gear that's not COVERED in RGB lighting (some of which has no "off" switch)!

*Pfft!* That's not unusual! ?

This has actually been a battle for me too. Currently, I have WAY too many devices with either some kind of communication (WiFi, Cellular or Bluetooth) along with bright LED's. I now use lights that automatically dim and change color to be more on the "warmer" side towards evening and I have quite a few lights covered with black electrical tape. I also keep my blinds completely closed at night (my lights start to come on before I wake up too) and the only light left (my alarm clock) is set on the dimmest level. My main computer in also in my bedroom so I always turn off the monitor before sleep time. It's helped a lot! Then the stupid time change comes around and now I'm back to retraining my body when to fall asleep and get up again! *Sigh...* ?