craigb

My prognosis: He's drinking cheap beer. My prescription: Take two Speckled Hen's and see how it goes!

Careful! You're going to get him banned again! ?

Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant...

nuq chojatlh?

Just remove the word "DON'T" from that sign and you've got Joe Biden! ?

The dog's bollocks?

I'm surprised you didn't include the Dukes of Hazzard and the Beverly Hills Hillbillies Starise!

Heh, my post is currently "hidden" - stupid censor! I'll just paste things here and remove the other.

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Wibbles provides VAT! (Value Added Taxonomy.) ?

But, but... That's the kind they serve at Wimbledon! ? (It's way too hot for a coat... ? )

"a" before "i" except in front of John? ?

Boy is he gonna regret that in the morning! ?

One of the few areas Bapu's behind in. Bill's definitely way ahead! ?

"He died peacefully in his sleep." The preferred line I want in my obituary (as long as it's accurate!).

Definitely NOT something you'll want to do around here! We just had a notice in our neighborhood gossip forum that the so-called Asian "Murder Hornets" have arrived in our county and one of the posters had one chase him in his backyard... As far as I'm concerned, these things are the matter that nightmares are created from!

Anyone else worried about Kenny putting makeup on lots of different animals lately? ? That said, all of his offerings look better than most of the local fare we see around here! ?