craigb

You sure those shouldn't be scrambled?

Reminds me of the guy who shot an arrow into the air... and missed! ? Also reminds me of all the crap you probably had to go through as a kid Ed! Some of the sharpest people I had to work with were Polish. So much for that stereotype! ?

Well, it's supposed to be 40% off, ya? ? Duh! ?

That one keeps coming up on my recommended videos list... I guess I'll just have to watch it!

I hear he's a 6th degree something-or-other! ?

A Miss Steak at that! ?

By downing two fifths? ? ?

Yep! Had a guy in my high school have his Pinto destroyed in a similar (if less dramatic) fashion! Man it's been a LONG time since I saw that movie too!

You is a genus Nigel!!! ?

My prognosis: He's drinking cheap beer. My prescription: Take two Speckled Hen's and see how it goes!

Careful! You're going to get him banned again! ?

Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant...

nuq chojatlh?

Just remove the word "DON'T" from that sign and you've got Joe Biden! ?

The dog's bollocks?

I'm surprised you didn't include the Dukes of Hazzard and the Beverly Hills Hillbillies Starise!

Heh, my post is currently "hidden" - stupid censor! I'll just paste things here and remove the other.