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Whoa! I did NOT see this one coming!!! ?

Nah! All you need is unicorn blood, some unobtanium and a trip to Hogwart's Music Store! ?

As it should be!

So, do they sound like EIGHT guitars???

U.S. Crook In Charge #36.

More like...

Fyxed! ?

My business partner and I had an FBA store on Amazon (and had everything the current lawsuits are claiming happen to us). We've been trying to close the store for months, but haven't been able to because there's a 58 CENT balance! Anyway... We just got this email today (fluff and links removed to reduce the size): So, what is this trying to say? It says that it's illegal to allow this bowl: To be used as a head covering!!! ??? Sorry Pastafarians, I guess you'll have to stick with colanders! ???

So, no different than usual, ya? ?

*Pfftt!* Where else am I going to get them except in my dreams Kenny??! ?

Me as well! Er, wait, are you implying they don't make the room soundproof??? ??

We all thought it, Greg asks it! ?

I remember going through a store with a friend who had some nasty gas. He let one rip in an aisle (while warning me to "move... NOW!"). We're an aisle over and we hear some lady scream in the prior aisle "OMG! What the hell died in here???!" We were crying from laughing! ?

What's wrong with insanity again? ?

Hey, isn't that two guitars? ? . . . (I keed! I keed! ?)

Paulo will be gutted! ?

Green > Orange (yet off the Green album!)

What Wibble's just posted:

Ooo... I'd like one too! I hear I just need to add a bone, nut and Grover... ?

That's just about exactly how my '76 LP looked! (Except it was the Gibson model.) Since yours is an Epiphone, have someone check the electronics too. There are reasons Epi's are cheaper! ?

Although it definitely doesn't count for all (of either genre), I tend to put most Country and Rap into the same category: CRAP. That said, I probably like more genres than almost anyone else you'll meet! ?