craigb

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder. I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops. My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side. My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it. Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion. I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.

Older Chinese proverb. Learn to satisfy yourself. Come in handy!

Did they really go with the tag-line "Resize Plugins?"

Just don't spread it around! It's just another crappy wisecrack!

Maybe it wasn't slow until you contacted them? ? (Sorry, saw your member name and couldn't resist! ?)

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

But can you control it from a laptop?

Rock lobster?

Looks like a sweet dish to me! ?

I wonder if she'd be willing to try an organ? ??

Don't worry, Kanye will make more! ?

I don't want to know how many times you watched that in the garage Doc! ?

Note that that doesn't stop us from trying, ya? ?

Why can't we all get a thong? Gee Bob, did you have to go there??! ?

That's just pathetic Bob!!! ?

Wow, and now we get a Rain sighting too? Let's see who else we can get back thanks to Dave! LOL! ?

A good way to get bad breath! ?

*Sheesh!* I hope the Georgia / Alabama game is more interesting than the Clemson / Georgia Tech. game has been so far! 52(!) to 7 and the Clemson QB has thrown for 391(!) yards. AND IT'S ONLY HALF-TIME! ?

For those who can't see Steve's post... And... back on track with Rocket Man > Coming Home