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craigb

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  1. Do you refer to her as Lady GAGAS? ?
  2. Are you Snow White or sumthin' Doc??? ?
  3. I hear Viagra is going to be sponsoring voter booths to overcome election dysfunction. (Ok, it's bad, but it's an original! ?)
  4. Wait... Bill has a daughter that looks like THAT??! ?
  5. Don't expect to have more than Ed in anything that ends in "ST" including VST, post, etc.! Example: Toast ?
  6. Well, I did respond with a p**sy pic, didn't I? ?
  7. Wow! We even get a Ken sighting! Cool. ?
  8. Turn it back on!!!! (Wow, no posts in this Fred in TEN days??? That must be a record! ?)
  9. Maybe you need to social distance it to Ebm, then perform a lockdown with a capo? A mask should also be used to ensure that none of the grooves are infectious!
  10. Not sure about Steve, but Wibbles just ran off to have a cold shower! ?
  11. Wait... How would you remember you had it? ?
  12. Doctor: "Sorry Dave, but it appears that you have tested positive for KOKOL-20. I'm afraid that it is very contagious and will have a serious economic impact. Social distancing seems to only make the condition worse and isolation is only effective if it's between you and all of your electronic devices." Dave: "Oh no! Is there a cure Doc?" Doctor: "Here, take this vaccine." Dave: "What am I supposed to do with this?" Doctor: "Whenever you feel the desire to buy a VST, hit yourself in the head until the feeling passes." ?
  13. If these look like I made them over 20 years ago, that's because I did! ?
  14. Welcome back Dave! Five years??? Man, time flies!
  15. Bapu has lots of VST's because he doesn't practice safe financial *****. Oh, give me a flippin' break! Even the word "i n t e r c o u r s e" is censored??! (But bullshit isn't?)
  16. At least mine is accurate.
  17. F**, C**, MSN**,A**,N**,B**, etc. They're all the same. In fact, they WANT you to think that it's one side or the other when they're just two sides of the same coin. Same thing applies here: We now return you to your regular posting...
  18. Careful! I hear you can get viruses from those bats! (It was on the mainstream media, so it must be true!?)
  19. Careful! Someone might S.L.I.P. on that! ?
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