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craigb

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  1. Wow! We even get a Ken sighting! Cool. ?
  2. Turn it back on!!!! (Wow, no posts in this Fred in TEN days??? That must be a record! ?)
  3. Maybe you need to social distance it to Ebm, then perform a lockdown with a capo? A mask should also be used to ensure that none of the grooves are infectious!
  4. Not sure about Steve, but Wibbles just ran off to have a cold shower! ?
  5. Wait... How would you remember you had it? ?
  6. Doctor: "Sorry Dave, but it appears that you have tested positive for KOKOL-20. I'm afraid that it is very contagious and will have a serious economic impact. Social distancing seems to only make the condition worse and isolation is only effective if it's between you and all of your electronic devices." Dave: "Oh no! Is there a cure Doc?" Doctor: "Here, take this vaccine." Dave: "What am I supposed to do with this?" Doctor: "Whenever you feel the desire to buy a VST, hit yourself in the head until the feeling passes." ?
  7. If these look like I made them over 20 years ago, that's because I did! ?
  8. Welcome back Dave! Five years??? Man, time flies!
  9. Bapu has lots of VST's because he doesn't practice safe financial *****. Oh, give me a flippin' break! Even the word "i n t e r c o u r s e" is censored??! (But bullshit isn't?)
  10. At least mine is accurate.
  11. F**, C**, MSN**,A**,N**,B**, etc. They're all the same. In fact, they WANT you to think that it's one side or the other when they're just two sides of the same coin. Same thing applies here: We now return you to your regular posting...
  12. Careful! I hear you can get viruses from those bats! (It was on the mainstream media, so it must be true!?)
  13. Careful! Someone might S.L.I.P. on that! ?
  14. Then, someday in the near future, the hog is larger and the guy is nowhere to be found!
  15. Hehe... I can see the end result now: "Broken spatula? You should buy the 'BBQ King Chef Set' now!" or "Match the beverage to what you cook! Based on that cheapa$$ meat I see, can we put some Budweiser in your cart?" ?
  16. Cute little becan seed!
  17. (Not hard to tell which one's Daryl, is it? ? )
  18. LOL. That's the video I was going for, but the Loverboy one came up first so I went with it instead! ?
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